Men.com Makes Huge Rocco Reed Announcement (And It’s Not What You Think)

Posted May 28, 2014 by with 19 comments

AwkwardRunInSTG10-e1376682299390Praise God/Allah/Satan/Del Taco/whatever you pray to, because Men.com is finally, finally, FINALLY doing what I’ve been waiting for them to do for literally an entire year. I’ll let the email they just sent me speak for itself:

Hi Everyone,

Tomorrow’s scene is bittersweet. The scene is hot, but it’s our final Rocco Reed scene! Men.com is the only site to have hardcore Rocco Reed in gay porn – and this scene is his 45th for us.

I was so excited by the news of this scene, I almost jerked off to it, but then I realized that it was still a Rocco Reed scene, so…no.

rocco33-e1376682906634As you’ll recall, Reed quit porn in May, 2013, and since then, Men.com has been torturing us by steadily releasing scenes filmed prior to his retirement. Every month, just when you’d finally forgotten about his sleep-inducing performances, they’d churn out another update with that gelatinous orange FUPA and limp brown noodle dick lazily swaying to and fro, hypnotizing you into a state of perpetual boner-shrinkage and asexuality.

Now, at last, it’s over. You never have to be afraid to log on to Men.com again.

fupasLet’s revisit Rocco Reed’s retirement statement sent to AVN last May:

“I would like to state that my time in the adult industry in every aspect has now come to an end,” Reed said. “I will no longer be living in the Los Angeles area and I’m taking the step to start other business ventures. I would also like to state that I am not or never have been gay, just an adult performer.”

Peace out, butterball.

rocco331-e1376683006872Rocco Reed’s last scene, if you care.

[Men.com: Rocco Reed’s Last Scene]

 

  • PC1024

    between the pannus (or fupa if you like), the lucid dreaming he does while filming, and the dorito dusted skin i’m …gonna….miss….. –actually I can’t think of a way to finish that sentence

  • NG212

    Rereading his statement, and his emphasis on not being gay, just makes me mad. I know he’s a gay porn star and all, but…

    Classless!

    He should’ve just let his work speak for itself. He doesn’t want us. And we don’t want him.

    • JJ

      This is just more proof that there’s still a lot of homophobia around. They may not be violent towards us, but they sure see us as lesser people. Rocco Reed obviously has a problem with people thinking he’s gay. If being gay is nothing, then why the need to emphasize he’s not one of us? I wonder what gay people in his life thinks. I think his aunt is a lesbian.

  • Bull

    45 scenes? Wonder what his rate was per scene? Anyway. At first I was kinda in his corner. I figured that at least he was doing it all. Even his on camera “interviews” made him seem kinda pleasant. That was at first. His retirement statement really irritated me.

    • sxg

      Nah I just couldn’t with him, no matter what he did in gay porn. If he’s not giving it his all, then don’t even bother. I would rather watch the SeanCody guys who never rim or suck dick but know how to fuck a guy’s brains out than give this flaccid tan-mom lovechild the time of day.

  • Zealot

    zzzzzzzzzzzz…….huh?…..what?…..zzzzzzzzzzzz

  • What Zack?

  • SilencedForExpression

    how many more posts about Rocco Reed does Zach have within himself before he spirals into an angry and out of control gay porn blogger who is as old as rocco but with the same path forward?

    • James Withers

      “An angry and out of control gay porn blogger”

      Book title or T-shirt quip?

  • Zoompietro

    After reading his ex-fiancee’s admission that he liked for her to fuck him with a strap-on, I can’t understand why he’s always limp in his films. How can someone that loves being fucked in the ass be limp when he’s getting fucked in the ass? I’d be convinced that he was gay (despite his ridiculous statement) if it weren’t the fact that he’s always limp in his bottoming scenes.

    • sxg

      Because a guy who likes getting fucked in the ass doens’t always mean he’s gay. There are some straights that just love strap-on sex, yet will never do gay porn just because they could. One guy at ButtMachineBoys named Lobo said he loved being dominated by women, and getting his ass fucked, but he could never do gay porn because there’s no attraction to guys. He’s done some work for other kink sites like the tranny sites and fem-dom thing, but ButtMachineBoys was the gayest thing he’s done.

    • JJ

      “After reading his ex-fiancee’s admission that he liked for her to fuck him with a strap-on”

      You mean Asa Akira? Where did she say that?

      • Zoompietro

        In her memoir, it’s a decent read.

        • JJ

          Ah yes! I know that she released her memoir/autobiography last year.

          A decent read? Really? I will check it out.

          But was she really talking about Rocco regarding the strap-on fucking? I do know that Rocco did some strap-on act scenes for Evil Angel and Hard Candy Films but I just want to be sure.

          • Zoompietro

            She doesn’t refer to him by name, just says that it’s her ex fiance that worked in porn with her and then mentions that everyone thought he was gay. She also talks a little bit about him going over to gay porn.

          • JJ

            “that everyone thought he was gay”

            Really? I wonder who the “everyone” was. Fellow porn stars? Crew folks? Porn companies? Porn agencies? Porn journos?

            Rocco doesn’t really come off as gay. If you look at his social media accounts, he seems like a somewhat stereotypical straight guy. The only not stereotypical straight guy thing he did was do gay porn and he said in one interview that he wanted to have his own clothing company : ….” I was really into fashion. I wanted to own my own brand, but I thought, ‘I’m going to play basketball.”

          • Zoompietro

            Other people in the porn industry. I don’t remember exactly what she wrote but it was something along the lines of how a lot of people would ask her about it then she would get mad but that when she found out he was doing gay porn she was upset because she felt as if they’d been right the entire time.

  • Creek

    I think there’s some unjust criticism of Rocco. He was good looking and actually participated in sex with other guys unlike some who pretended to have sex and dared the fan base to complain. Also, I never heard him give some of the other negative statements that the “I’ll let you suck my dick, but that’s as far as it goes” performers spout on a regular. IMHO, there are other men doing gay porn who are/were much less active. So, he’s boring in bed. Why should that bother anyone other than his partner. If you don’t like him, don’t watch him. Spend your porn dollars somewhere else. Saddens me that the pervasive negative spirit in the majority of society spills over into the gay world, too.

  • danny

    Rocco wasn’t a great performer, but I had a major crush on him in his straight scenes. And I don’t find it offensive that he stated that he wasn’t gay. He said that from the beginning. And as for his limp dick, in some of his straight scenes he wasn’t always fully erect. I’ll miss him.