Who Won The Gay Porn Star Speedo Contest At The Phoenix Forum?

Posted March 29, 2014 by with 4 comments

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What happens when a bunch of drunk gays (and a few straights) go to the pool at the Phoenix Forum? A Speedo Contest, of course. Ryan Rose, Tommy Defendi, Christopher Daniels, and three of those Montreal strippers with the 10-inch dicks from last night all competed, but there could only be one winner. Surprisingly, it wasn’t NextDoorMale’s Chuck (above, left) or the flawless Ryan Rose.

Christopher Daniels had the best body in the competition, but he didn’t win. Neither did NextDoor’s Markie More:

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My favorite stripper from last night, “Stripper #1,” didn’t win, but I did finally learn his name. It’s Gabriel, and he lives in Montreal. Let the stalking begin…

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Arguably the hottest person I’ve ever seen is named Eric (above, left). He was Stripper #3 last night, but he didn’t win. Neither did the one on the right, a.k.a. Stripper #4.

Give it up for all the contestants one more time:

And the winner is…

Congratulations, Tommy! He won $100 and a cock ring.

BONUS VIDEO of Eric! Jesus Christ:

If you’re tired of hearing about the Phoenix Forum, you’ll be happy to know that there are two more events later tonight. Stay tuned…

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