Note To Sean Cody: Wilson Is Not A Sean Cody Model

Posted April 27, 2016 by Zach with 82 comments

Dear Sean Cody,

Stop trying to make Wilson happen.

Inexplicably, Wilson is back again today (this time with Sean), and once again, it does not work.

Stop trying to make Wilson a thing.

NO.

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Quick reminder for Sean Cody: This is what a Sean Cody model looks like:

This is not what a Sean Cody model looks like:

Wilson would work fine on Men.com, ChubsAndCubs.com, ActiveDuty, and several other sites. Sean Cody’s Wilson does not work on Sean Cody. This is not “shade,” it’s a fact, and anyone who has been watching Sean Cody for the past 10 years knows this to be true.

Don’t take my word for it. Take Sean Cody’s.

Please stop.