“Sexy” Smokey The Bear Parade Balloon Gets Viewers Hot And Bothered
God help us all. Via DailyBeast:
Smokey Bear is supposed to communicate an important message about wildfire safety. But viewers were talking about his balloon at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade for a totally different reason this year: his looming, brawny, unsettling hotness.
As the giant floating bear floated over the streets of New York City Thursday, spectators took to social media to ask why the iconic shirtless character had been made to look unusually swole this year with particularly bulging pec muscles.
Smokey bear is looking reaaaal good this year
— 12 digit grove (@cgrove13) November 24, 2022
SINCE WHEN IS SMOKEY BEAR ZADDY BAIT pic.twitter.com/dh7DSjezCc
— Chaos Goddess she/her (@yourbirdgirl) November 24, 2022
WHY IS SMOKEY BEAR RIPPED ?? AND WEARING SKINNY JEANS?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚#MacysThanksgivingParade
— !Megan! (she/her) (@morethanpilots) November 24, 2022
i feel like they make the smokey bear balloon just a little more zaddy every year pic.twitter.com/d8g3vYKbWF
— Alex Lawson (@AlexxLawson) November 24, 2022
