Shithole Country Full Of Brain Dead Morons: Half Of Americans Don't Know What 250th Birthday Is Celebrating

Posted July 2, 2026 by Zach with 3 comments

While only 53% of all ages answered correctly (and only 39% of Gen Z), I’m even more fascinated by the 3% who think that this weekend’s holiday is about the motherfucking pilgrims. These people vote in elections, they drive on our roads, they prepare our food, and they might even be treating you in a hospital. Put a fork in her, this country is done. It’s over. It’s been over for many years, yes, but I’m once again begging Russia and/or North Korea to send their nukes our way, and put us out of our misery for good, please.

Via CATO:

Nearly half (46%) of Americans—and nearly two-thirds (61%) of Gen Z—don’t know what America’s 250th commemorates. A little over half (53%) of Americans and 39% of Gen Z correctly identified that the adoption of the Declaration of Independence in 1776—250 years ago—is the reason for this year’s celebration.

[CATO]