Surprise! Monkeypox Planning Summer Comeback

Posted May 12, 2023 by with 8 comments

With no mitigation efforts, testing, affordable health care, or disease tracking, our shithole country is already letting thousands of people die and/or become maimed by COVID every day, so why not bring back one of the greatest hits from last year? Get ready for the return of monkeypox (or, I guess they’re calling it “mpox” now; don’t want to offend any overly sensitive monkeys) this summer, because cases are skyrocketing in Chicago, and other major U.S. cities are likely to see similar rises in infections. LGBTs are being told to get vaccinated ASAP, and here’s a local news report from Fox32 in Chicago (side note: the anchor introducing the story is really cute):

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