Surprise! Trump DOJ Now Says There’s No Epstein Client List
LMAO, via Axios:
Donald Trump’s Justice Department and FBI have concluded they have no evidence that convicted sex offender and disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a “client list” or was murdered, according to a memo detailing the findings obtained by Axios. The findings represent the first time Trump’s administration has officially contradicted conspiracy theories about Epstein’s activities and his death — theories that had been pushed by the FBI’s top two officials before Trump appointed them to the bureau.
The MAGAts are the stupidest people on the face of the earth, but even they aren’t falling for this one. Of course, they’re still cult members at heart, so they’re not blaming Trump (even though he’s in charge and he’s the one who had the entire Epstein matter closed), but instead are blaming AG Pam Bondi. As you’ll recall, Bondi said she had Epstein’s client list on her desk and was ready to release it, but now the bimbo press secretary is saying that Bondi was referring to “all of the paper” on her desk. LMAOOOOO:
Because Trump is a serial rapist and convicted felon who undoubtedly paid to do whatever he wanted with Epstein’s girls, we’ve all known since the beginning that the “client list” would never be released.
ICYMI, here were Trump and Epstein ogling all the girls while rocking out to “Rhythm Is A Dancer” back in 1992:
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A fun montage of today’s MAGA meltdowns:
CNN montage of the MAGA thermonuclear meltdown over the missing Epstein client list. pic.twitter.com/IJrfFiRl0R
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