Texas Police Asking For Public’s Help In Identifying Naked Prowler

Posted September 23, 2023 by with 2 comments

First of all, I love that the blurring on the video makes it look like the naked man has a 4-foot long penis. Move over 17th century American Puritans, because local news in Houston, Texas can’t show ankles. Second, I love that police are asking for viewers’ help in identifying the man, and yet a) he’s wearing a mask covering almost his entire face, and b) I’ve seen higher quality video in a RawFuckClub gangbang filmed on an iPhone 8. It’s the hunt for yet another naked man in Texas, via Click2Houston:

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