Texas Police Called After Neighbors See Gigantic Naked Man Walking Dog While High On Mushrooms
Damn, this guy is huge. I’ve never seen a local news outlet having to use that much blurring. As usual, all I care about is the dog (where the hell is the leash?!), and hopefully the man doesn’t endanger him like this again. Surprisingly, all of the neighbors (and even the police, who took the man home without arresting him) seem really cool and understanding, and this story thankfully ended peacefully without incident. Via KENS:
