Things That Actually Exist: An Exercise Regimen For Your Cock
No, this is not an Onion video. It’s a real thing, and it costs anywhere from $60-$100, depending on which version you buy. What else is there to say, other than LOL?
But, smart move getting Austin Wilde and Johnny Hazzard to be in the demo. If nothing else, maybe you can get a workout by jerking off to the video?