Today In Chik-fil-A Managers And Christian Youth Pastors Arrested For Sexually Abusing Foster Children

Posted June 2, 2025 by with 1 comment

Most if not all Christian pastors are child rapists, but I think this might be the first time I’ve heard of one who was also a manager at a Chik-fil-A. That of course makes perfect sense, given the homophobic fried chicken restaurant is known as a haven for psychotic Jesus freaks. Via WESH in Florida, of course:

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