The 10 Most Perfect Things About Colt Rivers And Topher DiMaggio’s Locker Room Fuckfest

Posted August 5, 2014 by with 2 comments

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1. The fact that this “kissing” pic is both hilariously awkward and ridiculously adorable at the same time.

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2. Colt Rivers’ perfect ass in a jock strap is the most perfect thing you will see today.

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3. I take that back. Colt Rivers’ perfect ass out of a jock strap is the most perfect thing you will see today.

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4. They’re really into each other.

RealitySuckDMH55. Topher DiMaggio’s body is perfect, and it looks better than ever.

RealitySuckDMH116. What are the cute little yellow cones for?

RealitySuckDMH137. Real men hold hands while having gay sex.

RealitySuckDMH178. I take back #3, as the most perfect thing you will see today is Colt Rivers’ perfect ass with a big dick in it.

RealitySuckDMH219. Who doesn’t love mid-air fucking?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. There are no pictures of fake cum in this photo set.

 

Trailer for Topher DiMaggio fucking Colt Rivers (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: Topher DiMaggio Fucks Colt Rivers]

 

  • sxg

    Those sideburns are just so fucking stupid on Topher.

    Not a huge fan of that queen, but I must say that pic #5 is a huge turn-on! Those pants look sexy as hell on him, and reminds me of Jake Deckard’s sports them movies Jock Itch 1 and 2.

    • Ed Woody

      They were actually really good films. I remember a moment where one guy was fucking another guy up against the wall, and you didn’t even see any dick or ass, just their faces, and it was still the hottest thing I’d seen in months. Plus I sucked off Jake Deckard in a club toilet one time.