Trump's America: Aggressive Monkeys Infected With COVID, Herpes, And Hepatitis C Escape From Overturned Truck In Mississippi
Via Fox13:
A truck carrying a group of monkeys infected with several diseases crashed on a Mississippi interstate on Tuesday, according to the Jasper County Sheriff’s Office. A truck carrying Rhesus monkeys from Tulane University crashed on I-59, just north of Heidelberg at mile marker 117 on Tuesday. The sheriff’s office said that truck was carrying monkeys, about 40 pounds apiece, aggressive toward humans, and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Officials claim that all but one of the monkeys were euthanized. No word yet on where that one escaped monkey might be, but if you live nearby the crash site in Mississippi, good luck. Even without the COVID hep C herpes monkey on the loose, if you live in Mississippi, good luck. Raw video from the crash site, in which you can see at least two of the poor monkeys:
