Two Drunk And Naked Men Arrested While Driving A Tractor In Georgia
[image of Tom Wolfe and Jesse Santana—who are not the naked men on the tractor mentioned in the report below—fucking on a tractor via Raging Stallion’s “Cowboys”]
Sounds hot, tbh. Via BCSO in Georgia:
A deputy was dispatched to Elm Drive in Ellabell around 2:30 a.m. on June 3 “for reports of two males with no clothes driving a tractor.”
The deputy got there to find a BCSO sergeant with two men, ages 18 and 20, respectively, “detained next to a tractor,” and spoke to “both individuals; neither party had clothes on.”
The deputy noted both men smelled of “an alcoholic beverage with bloodshot eyes,” etc.
[BCSO]
Both the guys were arrested for being drunk in public and naked in public, and the one who was actually driving the tractor was charged with DUI, too. My sick mind wants to believe that they were cruising around and looking for a private place to fuck, but in reality, they’re probably just two straight bros who were going on a drunken joyride, and they were probably dared by other friends to do it naked.
