[UPDATED] Two Worthless Faggots Are Suing Madonna For $5 Million Because She Started Her Concert Late

Posted June 20, 2024 by with 31 comments

UPDATE:

To no one’s surprise, those worthless faggots who filed that fraudulent lawsuit against Madonna because her concert didn’t start on time have been forced to dismiss the suit. Via RollingStone:

The two concertgoers who attended Madonna’s Brooklyn show for her Celebration Tour and subsequently sued over a delayed start time have voluntarily dismissed their lawsuit, according to court documents filed on Wednesday. According to the filing reviewed by Rolling Stone, plaintiffs Michael Fellows and Jason Alvarez gave notice of their dismissal with prejudice, meaning that their claims cannot be re-filed.

Madonna’s lawyer responded to the dismissal, clarifying that it wasn’t the result of any settlement, and in fact the plaintiffs had to dismiss the suit when they realized they weren’t going to receive any settlement. The best news is that Madonna’s lawyer has indicated they’ll be going after the worthless faggots to pay back all the money Madonna had to spend in defending herself. The lawyer wrote, “Given the legal expenses that defendants were forced to incur to defend this action … defendants reserve the right to move for sanctions, attorneys’ fees, and costs.” Here’s hoping these motherfuckers are bled dry and forced to file bankruptcy. Original story as posted back in January below.

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If there’s any justice, Madonna will countersue these miserable queens for $100 million and destroy their pathetic lives. The full complaint is embedded below, but here are relevant portions of Michael Fellows and Jonathan Hadden’s lawsuit against Madonna for starting her New York concert at 10:45 p.m., as opposed to starting at 8:30 p.m., which was the time printed on their tickets and advertisements:

As everyone already knows, this will never proceed. In short, you can’t sue someone for being late. If you could, everyone would sue every performer, even if they came on stage 10 minutes late. And even if you could sue someone for being late, you’d have to prove how you suffered actual damages. These dipshits are trying to make this a class action lawsuit and are asking for $5 million, because they claim they “had to get up early to go to work” the following morning. Other stupid ass bitches tried to sue Madonna in 2019 and 2020 when her “Madame X” tour started late, and those cases were of course voluntarily dismissed shortly after they were filed.

I’ve looked for photos of Michael Fellows and Jonathan Hadden to see how ugly they are, but there are too many men in New York with those names, so I can’t be sure which might be the ones who filed this joke of a suit. Speaking of it being a joke, the fucktards didn’t properly serve Madonna, LiveNation, and the Barclays Center, and the court gave them three weeks to get their shit together, or the case will automatically be thrown out, as seen here:

Here’s the full complaint:

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