Two Worthless Faggots Are Suing Madonna For $5 Million Because She Started Her Concert Late

Posted January 19, 2024 by with 17 comments

If there’s any justice, Madonna will countersue these miserable queens for $100 million and destroy their pathetic lives. The full complaint is embedded below, but here are relevant portions of Michael Fellows and Jonathan Hadden’s lawsuit against Madonna for starting her New York concert at 10:45 p.m., as opposed to starting at 8:30 p.m., which was the time printed on their tickets and advertisements:

As everyone already knows, this will never proceed. In short, you can’t sue someone for being late. If you could, everyone would sue every performer, even if they came on stage 10 minutes late. And even if you could sue someone for being late, you’d have to prove how you suffered actual damages. These dipshits are trying to make this a class action lawsuit and are asking for $5 million, because they claim they “had to get up early to go to work” the following morning. Other stupid ass bitches tried to sue Madonna in 2019 and 2020 when her “Madame X” tour started late, and those cases were of course voluntarily dismissed shortly after they were filed.

I’ve looked for photos of Michael Fellows and Jonathan Hadden to see how ugly they are, but there are too many men in New York with those names, so I can’t be sure which might be the ones who filed this joke of a suit. Speaking of it being a joke, the fucktards didn’t properly serve Madonna, LiveNation, and the Barclays Center, and the court gave them three weeks to get their shit together, or the case will automatically be thrown out, as seen here:

Here’s the full complaint: