A User’s Guide To The Many Facial Expressions Of Ty Roderick
I just watched over 25 minutes of gay porn power couple Ty Roderick and Casey Tanner asking each other questions on YouTube, and all I learned was that Ty Roderick is a good fuck and Casey Tanner is probably drunk on boxed wine right now. You can watch the videos for yourself down below, but why bother when all that really matters is Ty Roderick’s face?
After watching Casey Tanner and Ty Roderick answer fan questions for 25 minutes (hi, welcome to my weekend), all I can confirm is that Ty Roderick has the best, most handsome, most perfect, and most surprisingly expressive face. But what does EACH one of Ty Roderick’s facial expressions even mean?
Let Ty Roderick explain.
I mean, I don’t like to brag, but can you find one flaw?
OK, maybe I’m not perfect all the time. But after sitting next to Casey Tanner for 25 minutes, you’d make this face this, too.
Seriously, like, you guys, how much longer do I have to sit here.
Then again, I guess this isn’t so bad. I love interacting with my fans.
So, tell me what’s on your mind. I’m listening. I am here for you.
OMG, really? I’m so sorry to hear that. Please, no more sad news.
Wait, what? You were just kidding? Good one. I’m glad you’re OK, babe. Please don’t confuse me anymore.
Sometimes when I get nervous I stick out my tongue half way and bite it.
Sometimes when I’m happy I stick it out all the way! Even my tongue is perfect.
Cheers to me. I’m Ty Roderick.
Guys, I gotta go. Promise me you’ll remember my face?
Don’t make me give you my side eye…
Peace,
Ty Roderick
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