Unsexy Skies: Spirit Airlines Issues Dress Code Policy Banning “Scantily Clad” Passengers
[image of passengers who could potentially be banned from flying on Spirit Airlines via Men.com]
Well, it was fun while it lasted. You’ll no longer be able to dress like a whore while flying on Spirit Airlines, as the company has issued a new dress code policy that will ban “scantily clad” passengers from being on one of their highly glamorous and extremely luxurious airplanes. This decision was probably influenced in part by that woman who was kicked off a Spirit plane last year for showing off her big ol’ titties in a tiny tank top on her way to New Orleans. Now, no one can reveal their boobs, dicks, balls, butts, assholes, pussies, or even belly buttons while flying Spirit. Here’s the report via CBS, and I love the guy at 1:25 for telling it like it is: “There’s just too many rules! I feel like you shouldn’t put no rules on how people should wear they clothes. Fo sho, fo sho.” Amen, brother.