Videos From (Staged?) Shooting At White House Correspondents' Dinner

Posted April 25, 2026 by with 5 comments

While the Blackmailed Pedo would do anything for attention or to distract from how he’s destroyed the entire world, I don’t really see how Saturday night’s shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner could be a prearranged ruse, or who exactly it would benefit. And yet, everyone on social media is calling it exactly that: Staged. I think the average American man going totally batshit insane and having easy access to a gun is much more likely than this being staged, and since they took him into custody alive (and he didn’t even injure anyone, despite firing multiple rounds), I’m sure we’ll learn more about who he is and what his motive was in the coming days. For now, we know he’s a 31-year-old southern California man named Cole Allen.

Here are some of the “best” videos from this shithole country’s latest disastrous clusterfuck—which is typical of everything in America that Trump touches—beginning with brain dead evil whore Karoline Leavitt setting things up for us:

You really couldn’t ask for anything more perfect.

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer was on his way to the bathroom in the lobby when the gunman started shooting just a few feet away from him.

Someone nearby thought that Wolf Blitzer was the target.

Clueless Secret Service trying to find the shooter (great job letting him get in a weapon to begin with!).

The moment the shots were fired. Note that this video is obviously from inside the ballroom, and while the shooter was upstairs and not even in the room, you can still hear how loud the shots were.

Vance and then Trump being dragged (literally) from the dais.

Footage of the shooter. Not sure why he looks naked, but I suppose they had to strip everything off of him to make sure he didn’t have a bomb.

My new favorite person.

Back at the White House, a couple hours after the shooting: “This is why we need the ballroom.” Well, shit, I guess it was staged.

And, of course, last but not least, Erika Kirk was there:

LOL.

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