Restaurant To Serve 7-Inch Penis-Shaped Waffles Beginning Next Month

Posted April 27, 2022 by with 7 comments

This makes absolutely no sense (what do penises and waffles have to do with each other?), but I’m all for eating sweet things that look like dicks. Via Richmond News:

Don’t get too aroused, because the global penis-waffle trend is coming to Richmond.

The store, 7-Inch Waffle House, is set to soft open behind Richmond’s Costco, at 9111 Beckwith Rd., in early May and will feature phallus- and vulva-shaped waffles dipped in chocolate and toppings.

Each penis-shaped waffle is said to measure seven inches long and the store is taking the chance to remind everyone with its overall message that “every inch counts.”

A spokesperson for 7-Inch Waffle House told the Richmond News that the waffles will be made with buttermilk “with a thick girth dipped” in various flavours. There will be milk chocolate, white chocolate and matcha chocolate dipping with kinky names to boot such as “creamy cum” and “BDSM.”

Creamy cum? What the fuck? I just realized this is Richmond in British Columbia, Canada (not Richmond, Virginia), and I know Canadians are crazy, but this is a bit much, even for them. Is this restaurant being run by

[Richmond News: Richmond store serving penis-shaped waffle opening in May]

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