Wild Turkey Violently Attacking Bikers On D.C. Trail

Posted May 2, 2022 by with 2 comments

It’s not even safe to go out for a bike ride anymore. Washington D.C. and Maryland residents are under attack:

This of course reminds me of the greatest turkey story of all time, when a local news producer went to “investigate” a possible wild turkey sighting near Sacramento, California:

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