Woman’s Dead Body Found In Arby’s Freezer

Posted May 12, 2023 by with 4 comments

As it turns out, they do in fact have the meats. Via KADN News15:

A body found in a walk-in freezer at an Arby’s in New Iberia was that of a woman who worked at the fast food restaurant and her death may have been an accident, the lead homicide investigator told News 15.

The gruesome discovery happened Thursday evening during regular business hours at the Arby’s located at 1120 E. Admiral Doyle Drive in New Iberia’s Lagniappe Village shopping center.

“So it was an employee that discovered the female deceased inside the cooler, (and) the deceased is an employee of the restaurant,” New Iberia Police Capt. Leland Laseter told News 15 in an exclusive interview at the scene.

[KADN News15]

Employees have been interviewed and the investigation is ongoing with an autopsy pending, but police don’t suspect foul play at this time.

I don’t think I’ve ever been to an Arby’s in my life (although it’s possible I could’ve been taken there as a young child—they have plenty of locations in southern California), but is the “food” in the ad below what people typically eat when they go there? Obscene, artery-clogging troughs of animal flesh dripping with toxic sludge masquerading as cheese? The meat in between the bread looks like pussy lips, tbh.

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