“You Left My Top Up On A Pole!”
No, “you left my top up on a pole!” isn’t dialogue from a Men.com extra complaining about how she caught her husband being fucked up the ass by other man. It’s something a San Diego resident said after she found her trash can lid up on top of a telephone pole thanks to a reckless garbage truck. Obviously some very important and breaking news today on the state of San Diego trash bins, via CBS8:
