GayRoom’s Cinco De Mayo Parody Features White Twinks In Sombreros Fucking Each Other With Maracas

Posted May 5, 2016 by with 62 comments

TwinkoDeMayo_MR-02Today in “I can’t”…

TwinkoDeMayo_MR-05No.

Just no.

TwinkoDeMayo_MR-06If you liked their Passover gay porn parody, you’ll love GayRoom’s Cinco de Mayo gay porn parody, “Twinko De Mayo.”

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And by “mayo,” they mean “mayonnaise,” right?

TwinkoDeMayo_MR-15GayRoom couldn’t even be bothered to cast a Latino or Hispanic performer for this (or, maybe there just weren’t any Latino/Hispanic gay porn stars willing to participate in this fuckery), but if you enjoy watching white twinks in sombreros and ponchos sticking maracas up each other’s assholes, enjoy.

TwinkoDeMayo_MR-19 TwinkoDeMayo_MR-20Honestly, I’m surprised they didn’t show them eating burritos and tacos before (or during) the sex. Trailer (watch full scene here):

[GayRoom: Twinko De Mayo]

  • guarra

    I…

  • sxg

    Actually this scene is quite fitting because the majority of people who celebrate Cinco De Mayo are young, college-aged white people. In Mexico it’s not that big of a deal except for in the state of Puebla.

    • CBW
    • lordgabux

      Yep, I really don’t have a clue why the date is so exciting in USA. Most countries in Latin America celebrate their independence day (just like the 4th of July), but Cinco de Mayo is a very specific celebration of some battle somewhere, not worthy of all the hoopla in a foreign country.

      • DumDumBonerMaker

        Maybe I can help.
        Here’s Cinco De Mayo’s origins in America:
        — Mexican gold miners in Central California, USA – feeling removed from their homeland and worried about the war there – reacted with widespread glee over the unexpected Mexican victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5th 1862.
        It then became a yearly ‘holiday’ – a celebratory reminder of their homeland and their heritage among Mexican-Americans in that area – and then it merely trickled out to other Mexican-American communities over time.

        Then, in the 1960s, it was taken more ‘mainstream’ because of the ‘Chicano Movement’ in America and became a common ‘holiday’ among everyone in the Southwest USA – Mexican or not.
        It then became commercially widespread in the 1980’s when beer and snack companies saw a marketing opportunity.

        It really is a legit Mexican-American holiday at it’s core.

        • lordgabux

          Loved the class!!! I always wondered how it came to be so popular here when it isn’t such a spread thing in the place of origin (wink). I hope the other members of the class go for the pants off part too!!!! hahahaha Thanks!

        • CBW

          I’m in Australia and this was much appreciated! The fifth of May (and we sane types-UK, Aus, NZ and maybe Canada?) is __-5-year To us, a and I’d always been puzzled by its significance.

  • CBW

    Soraya once again sums up my thoughts.

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/170466/soraya-o.gif

  • Xzamilloh
    • Blacharrt

      could not have said it better

  • Pertinax

    It’s so refreshing this link between porn and anthropology by folklore, music ( The maracas, remember ? ), civic ( historic ? ) dates, gay sex all mixed in a highest level to produce a masterpice. Who wrote the plot, Frida Kahlo ?

    • Xzamilloh

      Mmmm.. I wanna pour ranch dressing and croutons on the top of his head and eat it

    • sanfv

      Written and directed by Nutjob Nica!

      She’s now breaking the last “taboo”, racism!

    • sxg

      lol hilarious! Who is that though? He’s really pretty!

      • lordgabux

        Yeah, I’d totally Kahlo his hairy Frida.

    • lordgabux

      Frida would have been disgusted by the scene and poured guacamole on the kids to fix it, then opened their stomachs with a sword and painted all the gory details… #TeamFrida

  • Dale Bergman

    These gimmicks in porn really need to stop! This isn’t erotic or amusing. I can also see how this could be perceived as racist as well…

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B605pO2CUAERGSq.png

    • lordgabux

      Honestly, though. How many true Mexicans you see celebrating Cinco de Mayo (and I’m not talking about restaurants and taco stands)

      • Dale Bergman

        I’ve never seen any.

        • lordgabux

          exactly

  • funster

    Speedy ain’t pleased

  • Scrapple
  • WhimsyCotton

    It seems like White people get more offended over other people’s culture possibly being mocked/parodied than the people that culture belongs to. I have no problem with White twinks being in a Cinco de Mayo parody. There’s plenty of White Mexicans (as any novela will attest to), so it’s really not a big deal.

    • James Withers

      The comment of the day. Surprised you didn’t type political correctness or social justice warriors.

      • WhimsyCotton

        Me too tbh.

    • Andrew S.

      the most amusing thing is assuming only white people get annoyed by the antics of appropriation. Perhaps you are not offended but who are you to ascribe all who are to being white people who are overly involved?

      • WhimsyCotton

        Well then, it’s a good thing I wrote “it seems” before the rest of my statement isn’t it?

        • Andrew S.

          and yet you didn’t have the forethought to avoid making such a ridiculously obtuse and condescending statement in the first place, which would’ve been a better thing wouldn’t it?

          • WhimsyCotton

            I don’t find it condescending. It was just a passing comment. It wasn’t serious and it certainly doesn’t warrant outrage.

    • YUSS

      For you, it’s not a big deal. Please, stop talking for all Mexicans, ‘mkay? Thanks!

    • lordgabux

      Amen

  • bob80

    We’ve had the Vatican porn, few weeks ago the jewish porn, now the mexican porn.
    Now Ramadan is around the corner and oh boy I can’t wait to see what the porn studios have in store for us.

    • ToxicBrew

      Will the videos be…Dare I say EXPLOSIVE? Hahahaha

      • CBW

        For that I’m issuing an erotic fatwa. Usman! Sayed! Go and ravish ToxicBrew and bob80! leave no pleasure unplumbed!
        There. that’ll learn ’em!

    • Zachary Sire

      Unfortunately, even gay porn producers don’t have the balls to mock Islam. A shame.

      • Jacob779

        I mean this is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen, but who the hell would want to see a bad stereotype of Islamic Gay Porn? It would be white guys with long fake beards, with turbans on their heads as they chant and get fucked by missiles. LMAOOOOO no please.

  • sammy1023

    Austin Carter is so hot i don’t care what props are around him, just keep putting him on the screen naked.

  • Hereweare

    I’m sure this is some gay porn Donald Trump could get on board with. In this case, Mexicans definitely did NOT take jobs from the white men.

    • lordgabux

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhaa you demon hahahahahahahahahahhahaa

  • sanfv
  • Todd

    Oh mio Dios …. donde estan mis maracas ? … http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mwwWH3k.gif

    • V1

      He may only have one ball, but he sure does know how to use it.

  • kkdd1

    Come on Zach don’t you think your stretching this ? because there is smoke dose not mean there is fire !

  • sxg

    If y’all want to be offended by something in porn right now, how about being outraged at NakedSword’s new model Cameron Diggs? When I first saw him his tattoos he reminded me of Wentworth Miller in Prison Break

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ff68fbbf853995299102d870101dddf81979e9197cb34b701374d6a33f1d38bc.jpg

    Sure most people would be disgusted by a guy with so many tattoos, but the way Cameron has them laid out I like them. The guy is hot and he’s a great top.

    However, someone else pointed out that he has white supremacist tattoos on him. He has the SS nazi symbol on his right hip and iron crosses on both of his shoulders.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8a83a4055494434e291934dd7e808446822ab2b769e4ac2cad6411cd11161696.jpg

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/09158a92efb7d1c54c6e1946dc48c77b01b117a3ca1de4886b4a7d1f28d12136.jpg

    We shouldn’t be too surprised he’s working at NakedSword, they do have Mr. Let-them-be-racists Pam as the director there!

    • lordgabux

      Well, the fucker is totally hot. I don’t give a fuck what he believes in as long as he bottoms in his next scenes.

    • Maximus

      He’s covered in tattoos of women… Why the hell was he hired to do gay porn? Also, HE’S A FUCKING NAZI!

      https://media4.giphy.com/media/lrpC7EPBderkY/giphy.gif

      Pam needs to go away.

    • kkdd1

      A good looking STR8 ( ??? ) white guy covered in horrible racist ink doing gay porn what else is new ?

  • Zealot

    ….and suddenly I feel all MEXI-CAN!!! WHOO-WHOO…it’s Cinco de OHNOHEBETTADIDNT!

  • Stephen

    I think it’s hilarious.

  • Maximus

    Oh for the love of all things rainbow and phallic—when will we, white people, get a fucking clue?!

    https://media3.giphy.com/media/oqYOZtwfqB1kc/giphy.gif

  • OverKill
  • sans

    I’m hispanic and i’m offended.

  • Marsha Lewis

    I just hate watching porn featuring gymoholics.

  • Maxine Mesmer

    Trigglypuff approves.

  • Quirks

    Douchebag racist bullshit.