Is This The Stupidest, Most Disgusting Gay Porn You’ve Ever Seen?

Posted October 23, 2014 by with 28 comments

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Living in a post-Viral Loads world, it’s hard to be grossed out by anything anymore. But, the sick fucks at Pride Studios have just come pretty close to making me want to throw my laptop (and myself) out the window and call it a day.

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In case you hadn’t guessed, it’s a Halloween-themed gay porn (gay porn studios love making Halloween porn, even though most of it never works), and in case you couldn’t tell from the pic, it’s features Tony Orion and Isaac Hardy playing zombies. Zombies who butt fuck each other. (And no, not “zombies” as in “lifeless gay-for-payers with limp dicks,” but actual, undead monsters, like from The Walking Dead.)

sc_26125_01_05I thought zombies ate brains, not ass?

Obviously, no one will be jerking off to this, but it does work as a gross-out comedy. Also, the make-up is good, and so is the acting—the grunting, writhing around, and eyes rolling back in the head is funny—but as a porn, it’s stupid. Or disgusting. Or both? I can’t decide. It’s out next week (on Halloween, of course) via Pride Studios, which still only costs $1 to join.

sc_26125_01_13Clip (watch full scene here):

[Pride Studios $1 Membership: Tony Orion & Isaac Hardy’s Zombie Sex]

 

  • http://www.manhunt.net/profile/CockConqueror CockConqueror

    Eating ass brings me back to life too.

  • GN

    Leave Halloween porn alone–It’s the one day that porn stars can show up to a set and not have to disguise the fact that they are faded out of their minds on something..

  • andrew

    YEP!!!

  • DJ

    Ugh.

  • Todd

    I hope there’s a group scene where all the zombies are chasing twinks around moaning “Ass. Ass. I want to eat your ass !”
    I’ve added this one to my Must NOT See list.

  • David1983

    Yes. And someone please tell this Orion guy to stop skipping leg day….

  • Estelle

    Sadly I think both actually look better with this make-up on.

  • McM.

    Strangely enough, this release may appeal to someone. It’s a specific fetish, animated corpses having sex, and I’ve come across sites selling zombie dildos and similarly themed sex accessories.

  • sxg

    You’re right it is one of the most disgusting gay porn scenes ever. Poor Tony Orion has to get fucked by Isaac Hardy of all people!

  • Face Palm
    • sxg

      The only good things I ever hear about this show is about her.

  • 1234King

    Not as bad as L.A. Zombie’s version

    • sxg

      I actually thought it was hot, especially when Francois’ alien persona fucked that guy’s chest back to life!

  • Super Marco Manuel

    Since parody seems so done in gay porn,lets do it Halloween style.

    These gay porn rip off parody might have been your type of gay porn parody.

    Friday The Third Teen
    Nightmare On Men Street
    who you gonna call CUMBUSTERS!
    Texas Chainsaw Masturbation
    HalloDean
    S-Cream
    RE Suckator
    Evil Head
    The Blog
    Dick Of The Dead
    I Know Who You Fucked Last Summer
    Final Penetration
    Paranormal Sexuality
    The Cockring
    SAWtisfied
    Wrong Turn On
    Insidiously
    Cloverfuck

  • DrunkEnough

    God this is stupid. Who’s gonna jerk off to this in significant numbers? As Cockyboys’ tedious twelve-year-old-girl-poetry-masquerading-as-art-film also proves, increasingly gay porn producers seem to only be “innovating” to alleviate their boredom with their lives. Guys, just film hot guys who love fucking each other. That’s all we need.

  • sxg

    If done tastefully, Halloween-themed scenes can come out pretty well. The 2011 and 2012 Halloween specials (Boys Night Out with Eric Pryor, Derek Atlas, Caleb Strong and Paul Wagner and Killer’s Kiss with Jordan Levine, Ian Parker, and Cameron Marshall) from Randy Blue had a good Halloween theme that didn’t interfere with the hot sex.

    last year’s Twilight Hole was a shit excuse of a Halloween theme. Instead of doing something scary, they did something cheesy and didn’t work. I hated the whole black and white theme in that one.

  • Alan Keddie

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS… Oh wait. Never mind.

  • Iain Gardener

    Perhaps this is actually a brilliant satire on g4p performers in gay porn being lifeless zombies mechanically fucking each other? Or it could be yet another halloween scene better in conception then in practice (oh and I love the idea of gay zombies wandering round WEHO crying cock, cock).

  • KavinaSatree

    Um, way tame compared to LA Zombie–where you had Sagat fucking the side hole in a guy’s chest.Or, for that matter, any of Bruce LaBruce’s porno works. Maybe get outside the realm of twinky fuckboys and poor internet sites every once in awhile.

    • sxg

      If it was anybody else it probably wouldn’t have been that interesting, but seeing Francois with his physique in that makeup and costume was just hot!

      • KavinaSatree

        LOL. I agree. It was a really entertaining porno for me. But I also like the themes that Bruce La Bruce tries to work through.

  • NickDC

    I anticipate that Shane Frost’s upcoming bareback scat film will be far more disgusting than this…

    • Drew Barrymore

      Really ??

    • sxg

      Scat vs zombie porn is not a close call in grotesque. Scat always wins in that competition.

  • http://www.manhunt.net/profile/CockConqueror CockConqueror

    Haha I came back to this post to read the comments. There was one costume scene that I liked from Next Door Studios awhile back. It was Samuel O’Toole & Marcus Mojo. VAMPIRES!

  • btrozy

    perfect gorgeous sexy hot looking dude’s awesome hairy bodyed totally hot ??