Is Johnny Rapid’s Lemonade Stand Butt Fuck Ripping Off Sketchy Sex’s “Crazy Bitch Neighbor”?

Posted August 29, 2015 by with 51 comments

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Watching Johnny Rapid getting butt fucked as he attempts to sell lemonade isn’t something you see every day!

Of course, just last week, we saw him getting butt fucked bareback. Here’s a quick reminder of Johnny Rapid getting fucked bareback by Dennis West (full video here):

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[JuicyBoys: Dennis West Fucks Johnny Rapid Bareback]

Back to this week’s scene, with the lemonade:

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It’s today’s Men.com update, and in case you can’t tell, the big-dicked top who’s fucking Johnny Rapid from behind the curtain is none other than Jay Rising.

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Remember the last time you saw Jay Rising secretly fucking someone from behind a barrier (in the case below, a door)? Last year, Jay Rising was pumping Trent Ferris full of cum while a “crazy bitch neighbor” stood just two feet away, completely unaware of what was going on.

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The fact that Men.com chose to use Jay Rising as their top in this Johnny Rapid lemonade stand scenario can’t just be a coincidence.

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I appreciate the attempt to recreate something that was, bizarrely, hot as fuck, but nothing will ever compare to the iconic “crazy bitch neighbor.

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Also, now that we’ve seen Johnny Rapid being barebacked, creampied, and double-penetrated bareback, isn’t watching him in a condom scene kind of anti-climactic?

Another reminder of Johnny Rapid’s bareback debut with Dennis West (full video here):

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[JuicyBoys: Dennis West Fucks Johnny Rapid Bareback]

Cute lemons!

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Oh, and FYI: Jay Rising is the 96th man to put his cock inside of Johnny Rapid. We’re now just four cocks away from 100 in Johnny Rapid’s Countdown To 100 Cocks.

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[Men.com: Jay Rising Fucks Johnny Rapid]

[JuicyBoys: Dennis West Fucks Johnny Rapid Bareback]

 

  • hatefulmoz

    Interestingly, this is a clear rip off of a Brazzers.com scene.

    • nick

      Brazzers must have done ever conceivable sex scenario at least once by now.

      • Mike Julius

        It’s like the Simpsons of porn.

    • Jace

      More of a remake than a rip-off. Brazzers is owned by the same company as Men.com

      • hatefulmoz

        I was not aware of that relationship, in which case this is more accurate. Thank you!

  • McM.

    The Crazy Neighbor scene was Sketchy Sex was great. The release from Men was just awkward.

    With the angry lady, she was focused on yelling at the guy getting fucked so we could kind of believe she had no idea he was getting his ass reamed by a big cock. Johnny just had one or two patrons silently standing around pretending he wasn’t getting fucked in front of them.

    • Seaguy

      Exacdtly!

  • moondoggy

    I LOVE the crazy bitch neighbor scene. Bizarrely hot was the exact way to put it (although I have an exhibition fetish, so it’s not *that* bizarre to me). I’m embarrassed to say that this whole time I thought Eli was the one getting fucked. I tune out tattoos as best I can, plus he never turned to face the camera. And I was focused on the penetrating cock in his ass.

    • Scrapple

      You confused Eli’s ass with Trent Ferris’ ass? I regretfully feel the need to insist you turn in your Porno Pass immediately. It’s after hours now, but you can still stick it in the slot.

      • moondoggy

        Can’t I just get held down, duct taped, and gangraped raw instead?

        • Scrapple

          Fine. But there will be no cock bigger than four inches, and absolutely no cum gets fed to any of your orifices. I know that’s a harsh punishment, but it’s the only way you’ll learn.

          • moondoggy

            lol — jinx. Read what I said about the not-hung Sean Cody guy. Is he four inches?

            No breeding? Wow, that’s cruel and unusual.

          • Scrapple

            It’s all fun and games until someone loses out on a load.

    • Seaguy

      Eli’s got a bigger bubble butt with his more muscular build and Trent has more of a tight swimmers build best way to tell them apart. I think Levi is the better bottom too.

  • Mark-E-Mark

    I watched this porn last night by so and so studio and this Pizza delivery guy rings the doorbell and the guy in the house seduces him and they fuck like rabbits. Then I saw this other porno with two different guys and one of them played a pizza deliver person and the other guy got him into his house and they fucked like rabbits. Hmmmm. That was a blatant rip off of the first one….which was a blatant rip off of thousands of other ones. These articles are funny as hell! The people that take them seriously are even funnier, Neither scene was real and both scenes were rip offs of countless other porns. duh!

  • john

    Hmm..

    • Rhane

      I’m pretty sure Brazzers and Men are the same company. There have been other overlapping videos as well, using the same set and everything.

  • sxg

    You mean Men.com is stealing the storyline of another site???

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/you-dont-say.gif

  • DPS

    IMHO the entire concept is really a rip off of an 1980’s B-rated movie (sorry don’t recall the title for good reason). The movie had this fucking hot young guy working at an ice cream shop. His girlfriend was under the counter and it was to suggest she was blowing him. It actually was hot watching the stud’s face and the fake BJ and orgasm.

    The Johnny scene looks pathetic and the Sketchy Sex one was incredibly real looking.

    • Casey Scott

      The scene was in 1976’s REVENGE OF THE CHEERLEADERS, and the girl is even shown to prepare to rim him (!). Fun scene.

      • DPS

        Must have been on of those ’80’s rentals when I saw it. Glad to know is was not just me finding that scene rather “Fun” (as you say)! Thanks for sharing movie name. That dude was far more delicious than the ice cream he was serving 😉

      • Scrapple

        I think I remember seeing that movie. I was in the dorms with friends (guys and girls) and we were watching really old porn movies for some reason, and I think that was one of the films. I think the other was called “Hot Country.” It had a western theme, and all I remember was a guy rubbing a cowboy boot on this girl’s naked crotch. I thought it was the weirdest thing ever. If I knew then what I know now…

    • Zachary Sire
      • DPS

        Not quite, but that scene was stupid-silly good fun and Steve Gutenberg was dreamy!

  • Rick Tan

    Johnny looks hot in the first pic. This is the first time I thought this in years.

    • sxg

      Yea they did a really good job of hiding his acne this time around

  • Todd
  • Zealot

    This is so screwed up. Everyone knows around the corner is where FUDGE is made. NOT LEMONADE. That’s around the front. Get your anatomy correct MEN!

    • Mark-E-Mark

      That i funny!!! I wish we had an Amy Schumer meme for your comment.

  • Nana Eristavi

    Well, at least Johnny is sporting more or less decently looking haircut in this scene, – a real wonder, regarding how bad is his taste in that sense! 😉

    • Seaguy

      Hasn’t his hair looked pretty much like that for his whole career?

      • Nana Eristavi

        Well, it seems to me that the haircut he was wearing before the recent one (that VERY cheap version of a Caesar style, you know) was so bad that this one looks nearly like a masterpiece. ;)))))))))

    • Mark-E-Mark

      I think he has a Flowbee to cut down on those $60 haircuts guys spend money on. (Stop doing what GQ tells you to do!)

  • Odetofear

    fucking the burglar did the same thing 2 weeks ago.

    • sexnando

      it’s all over the tube sites too…

  • Scrapple

    Question: Are those lemons organic?

  • Mark-E-Mark

    One of the dirtiest things in a restaurant are Lemon wedges. About 70% contain fecal matter. Now I know why.

    • Seaguy

      I always forgoe the lemon or lime wedges.

      • Mark-E-Mark

        Whatever happened to those packets of ReaLemon?? Or follow the elderly and bring your own. They have life experience.

  • kkdd1

    If all U got was lemonade after doing a sketchy sex scene U should consider yourself lucky

    • Seaguy

      Did you not read Tim Faulks interview on this same blog they test for STD’s on all performers. You get paid too.

      • kkdd1

        No Seaguy I cannot recall reading it but even if I did read it I am one of these people who trust in that old saying never believe everything you read

  • Seaguy

    I think it is a bit of a rip off. But it also is kind of a lame fantasy that I don’t see many gay men having. I mean little kids usually run lemonade stands and If you like your fantasies to be something that you could conceivably happenb in reality then this one is a bit of a stretch I mean it seems odd that your lemonade seller is bent over like they have are a hunch back or something and what the fuck is up with the movements they are making and whyt are they pouring the lemonade so bad and spilling it?

    I could at least see the Sketchy sex scene happening in real life but maybe not for as long as it went on in the video. Peering from behind a door one can hide everything but thier head making it much easier to hide from the person your talkling too what is really going on behind closed doors.

  • DrunkEnough

    In the race to make the least sexy gay porn, Johnny Rapid is way head.

  • andrew

    Johnny has such a cute little ass and he knows just how to arch his back to show it off. While Jay ain’t a pretty boy, he sure is a sexy guy.

  • Rhane

    It’s actually just recycling a brazzers scene. They’re even using the same set. Since brazzers and men are the same company, they used the same scene set ups from time to time

  • John

    wish i knew were that lemonade stand is……would love to lick that fury crack, balls and hole as I sip my drink….

  • Thomas

    Nevertheless it is a hot scene. The golden age of porn was about sleazy plots like this.

  • Marcus Collack

    not really caring, sorry but i’m there for the porn