Masturbating Teen Bodybuilder Michael Hoffman Has Epic YouTube Meltdown, Lashes Out At Brent Everett!

Posted March 1, 2015 by with 70 comments

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Teen jerk off sensation Michael Hoffman is having a very rough time on the internet! In his first YouTube video recorded several months ago, he made sure to let everyone know that he is not gay. Now, he’s recorded a new video to let everyone know so many more things! Among them:

Don’t disrespect him.

Don’t fuck him over, and he won’t fuck you over.

He’s not on Tinder!

He has no idea who Brent Everett is.

He only has one Facebook!

It’s hard for him to find jobs.

As far as Brent Everett (and other blogs) re-posting Michael Hoffman’s leaked videos on their websites for profit, Michael Hoffman says: “Brent Everett does NOT have my permission to be putting my videos out there…but, ‘freedom,’ I guess.”

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Also, this amazing quote at 7:05: “It’s hard for me to walk around in the public without people looking at me like, ‘Oh, look, that’s the dude who jerks off. Oh, he’s the guy who ate his cum.'”

Apparently, and this is really strange, when you record video clips of yourself doing something multiple times and then you deliberately distribute those video clips over the internet for people to watch, people actually do watch those clips and know who you are, especially when you include your face in the video clips. It’s so weird how that works!

All this and so much more from an obviously conflicted and clearly delusional Michael Hoffman in this epic YouTube meltdown (which, don’t worry, I’ve saved for when he deletes it).

UPDATE: And, of course, he’s deleted his video. Here’s a copy I saved:

UPDATE 2:

Brent Everett has sent Str8UpGayPorn the below text screencaps and invoice, which appear to show that he (and/or his husband Steve Peña) did in fact legally purchase Michael Hoffman’s jerk off videos from someone purporting to be Michael Hoffman. (Peña has said that he actually spoke with Hoffman on the phone.) Whether they had permission to re-post the videos on Brent Everett’s commercial website is not clear.

B_Dnk-FWoAI0BeHB_Dnk-CW4AAWxzc14 videos for $250? Michael Hoffman could be making at least ten times that much for one solo video at Sean Cody or GayHoopla.B_Dnk9-W0AAXdpi

Oh shit!

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  • Young Cuban

    Michael Hoffman is selling himself cheap tbh, these queens would pay double for those videos.

  • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Being a drama queen on YouTube is definitely the best way to convince people you’re straight.

    • Night

      His sexuality is none of your business you filthy fucking faggot. He doesn’t have to prove anything to anyone, specially a immoral aid infected twink faggot like you. please kill yourself.

      • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        LMAO
        Dear Mrs. Hoffman, Michael DID make YouTube videos telling people he’s straight, so clearly he cares about perception of his sexuality & makes it MY business. I only reiterated events that DID happen. You can look below where people said he’s gay4pay & I said he hasn’t done anything “gay” YET :)
        Like Michael, you need to learn reading comprehension.
        P.S. I LOVE his “works”

        • Night

          It will NEVER be your business even if he makes a new video saying he is gay. Why do you think you have some special privilege to attack others sexuality? You are not special. No one in this entire world, whether they be in porn or not has NO right to attack or even question someones sexuality. Learn your place bitch.

          • Bull

            GURRRRL! You need to get a clue and get some reading comprehension before you post again! I’ve been lmao for over 15 minutes AT you. As opposed to WITH you.

          • BLACKjackHAMMER

            Who R U ? Michael Hoffman

      • BLACKjackHAMMER

        Next time b4 U post U might want to consider putting down the crack pipe and allow the smoke to clear to head because that shit U post make no FUCKING sense !!!!

      • Oh my, why such vitriol Michael? In sticking with my 2015 resolution to find positivity in every situation, at least you called him a trink and not fat.

  • WillG

    Re the update, there are just SO MANY fake Michael Hoffmans out there, who knows if Steve bought the videos from the real one? (He did.)

    Hey Michael, instead of going on YouTube and whining about everyone posting your videos without permission, why don’t you just get them taken down? It’s really not that complicated.

    http://www.dmca.com/FAQ/What-is-a-DMCA-Takedown

  • Hudsonman

    Ninny, ninny, boo, hoo. WTF did he expect pulling his dick out? No point crying over cum. Whiny baby.

  • Guest

    This stud just won the coveted “Dumber as a Rock” award. Congrats!

  • Night

    This is why we do not have equality, because of people who run this website and wrote this article. Filthy faggots like you attack someone like Michael who was only doing what ever he could to get some money to survive in this shit world. You do not get to decide what his sexuality, you do not get to bully him, attack him, you have NO legal right to sell his videos. You are liars and thieves. Those texts prove NOTHING, they could have been easily faked, or you could have been talking to a FAKE Michael, or even if it was the real Michael he doesn’t know who you faggots are, he didn’t know you were going to illegal sell his videos.
    Now Michael is struggling to get by in life and all you can do is bully him further?! Fuck you immorally empty maggots. What if the guy kills himself? It will be entirely your fault.

    • zach

      LMAOOOOOO!

      • Guest

        Oh michael how cool is to milk those “faggots” isnt it? Yikes you’re so dumb..

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Hi Mrs. Hoffman.

    • Hey why dont you take a seat in a corner somewhere? Nobody was bullying him…

      • Night

        This entire article is bullying him! It is attacking his sexuality, who he is as a person, the deliberate use of the pics/gif of Michael fingering himself just to try to (once again) attack is sexuality. Michael says they illegal spread his videos, so what do they do? They smother this entire article with his nude pics/vids. It’s disgusting! I honestly hope whoever wrote this article gets shot dead.

        • zach

          Bitch you are one more comment away from getting banned. (Unless you’re seriously trolling, in which case I give you an A+++.)

          • Night

            Ban me then, like i give a fuck, you filthy faggots are beneath me. You are the reason why gay people are killing themselves. Honestly how do you freaks live with yourselfs, all this sleazy ass porn, the lies, the theft, the backstabbing, bitch talking, this is why gay people kill themselfs, this why we do not have equality, this is why in places like Russia gay people get beaten to death. All because you faggots are so selfish, so morally empty, so pathetic in every way that you fail to see the bigger picture.

          • pangelboy

            >this is why in places like Russia gay people get beaten to death.

            This has to be a troll.

            Who knew gifs of Michael Hoffman fingering his ass could have such an effect on geopolitics?

          • mtxb2010

            please don’t ban him, it’s hilarious

    • David

      Oh Mr hoffman i guess you cant see The difference when you spend that “faggot” cash

    • Andre
    • mtxb2010

      no, it’ll be his (your) choice… the choices he (you) make(s) are his (yours) alone… ps. did you wash your finger after that???

    • CBW

      This is too funny. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that English isn’t your mother tongue and just say calm down, you dumb bitch! Jesus.

    • EJ

      Michael-if this is you, and I’m being serious here, you can’t be serious about committing suicide you’re way too beautiful for even thinking about that. Seriously, life would be easy if you just went into gay porn-you think you’re making good money now? Try $5,000+ a scene and an (ever huger) fanbase for life-start with contacting Sean Cody or Randy Blue. You’ll love having sex with an equally gorgeous guy and you’ll be making serious bank #thankmelater

  • asby

    Has anyone started a count down to when he will start shooting porn? I remember when Zeb Atlas was not “gay” and would never have sex with another man

  • Kevin

    Michael Hoffman probably thought Brent and Steve were using his vids for private use, that’s why the price is so low.

    • WillG

      Regardless of what he thought, he should have made it clear that he was selling them for private use only. If it’s the real Michael, which I believe it is.

      • Kevin

        Maybe he is just too naive but i think they took advantage of his naivety, just my opinion.

    • sneeek

      I think you’re right. If he got a lawyer he could probably get Brent Everett to stop reselling them. I doubt they have his ID on file and I think the law requires that if they sell his videos.

  • alex

    He seems like a nice guy, I actually feel bad for him and I never sympathize with g4p

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      dude, he hasn’t done ANYTHING to be labeled g4p at all!!!!

      • alex

        GAY!! Where I come from

        • TP

          Playing with you ass doesn’t make you gay. the anus has a number of nerves a lot of straight guys like for their women to play with their ass too.

  • Young Cuban

    And he clearly isn’t a very bright person, I mean who sends the video before receiving payment?

  • CharlieTuba

    I think “box of rocks” covers it.

  • Derek

    YASSSS u filthy faggots !!!

  • Zealot

    Someone should introduce this guy to Calvin Klein. There’s a match made in Heaven.

  • Drew Barrymore

    Attention whore, drama queen and naive, fatal combo !

  • Denis-Adam Pompa

    For the records all involved are plain dumb! The ones that spent $250 on someone’s videos, when you can save the funds instead for something else or an emergency, savings, etc. and the real idiot for even making the videos to begin with straight or gay why would you make these and not know that they be released. All these guys are fools! SAVE YOUR MONEY, you’ll need it when you no longer needed in the porn industry!

    • Bull

      It’s cheaper to pay him $250 than to hire a porn model to do vids.

  • DeanD

    He’s a teenager so cut him some slack. I haven’t watched his videos but he’s a hot guy and if he’s interested in exploiting that for cash then he really needs some financial guidance and a business plan because $250 seems awfully low for what he’s got to offer.

    • McM.

      No. He is an adult.

      • DeanD

        He must be between the age of where you’re old enough to go to war but not old enough to buy liquor, regardless, too young and inexperienced to be held to such scrutiny.

  • Jemoen

    Wow I can’t believe Brent Everett is selling his videos.. what a asshole! this is really awful.

  • SaintMike

    Dummy. Hot, but dumb

  • DrunkEnough

    He’s fucked that pretty body up with so many bad tatts that I expect his cum to shoot out like colored confetti now.

  • txsaneman

    Oh, Michael you sweet, hot dummy. This is the way of the internet and the world. Is it fair that people can pilfer his videos? No, of course not. But very few people are thinking of the finer points of ethics when downloading his vids to yank it to his big cock or bubble butt. It’s yet another cautionary tale that hopefully if not him, then the next “him” can learn from. And at this point being surprised that your porn vids are seen far and wide and will give one notoriety (welcome or not) is pretty naive, especially given the buzz generated after his first “leak.”

    But don’t ask me to come to arms to defend Brent Everett and Steve Pena. They are porn pros who know well the value of these videos. At best, their transaction makes them shady, but clever businessmen. At worst, well…kinda goes without saying. I think Michael could do with a dose of common sense and a lot less naivete. It’s sad but true that as long as there are hot, young people there will always be someone (not everyone) out there to attempt to manipulate, coerce or seduce them into a situation where they will be used and abused.

  • GN

    …..

    • NG212

      When is he just going to figure he’s already halfway there already, so he might as well do gay porn and make a lot more money?

      I really hope someone’s throwing an offer at him as I type.

  • andrew

    Zach, its your blog so its your call, but the first time he used the hateful phrase “you filthy fucking faggot”, I would ban him. Don’t give hate speech a voice.

  • NG212

    Just shut up and do gay porn already, man.

  • John

    I wish someone would ban the angry, f******t using “Guest” poster on this thread. This is a place of dialogue not shouting matches. I feel sorry for Hoffman. He has ruined his gorgeous body with distracting tattoos and doesn’t know the art of presenting yourself as a likable person. I can understand why he is angry and frustrated that he can’t get work. He made some bad choices. He should have joined up with Sean Cody and made enough money to go to college. They would have taken care of all the frustration of the business side of things. If your are going to get screwed you might as well enjoy it!!! Just my opinion as an outsider.

  • shidinja .

    Suddenly, I don’t feel so bad for not ever paying for Brent Everett’s videos… Everyone screws everyone after all.

  • Andrew D

    Unfortunately, he was too STUPID to attach legal conditions to buyers of his videos. Yeah, Brent Everett bought the videos for $250, but if Michael were smarter he would’ve made sure that others couldn’t freely distribute his property. Oops.

  • Joel Samuel

    So if I buy the 50 Shades of Grey dvd in a store, it’s ok for me to upload it and make $$$ from it as long as I keep the receipt to prove that I paid for the dvd???

    • sneeek

      I agree. Those text messages don’t establish the right to resell the videos commercially. Dude needs a lawyer.

  • pennessee
  • robirob

    Poor guy. He uploads and sells these videos and attaches the whole “I am not gay, you stupid faggots!” marketing scheme and people have the audacity to objectify him and laugh at his expense when he throws a temper tantrum.

  • bob80

    Now that he has porn video all over the internet, he should just embrace it and do proper porn. He’s very attractive so he could make decent money. As for being gay or not, he should realize that when gay people call you gay it’s a compliment or wishful thinking, it’s not an insult.

  • Trey LEone

    I actually fell bad for the guy, he seems like he is in a really bad place!
    He was just too young and dumb!
    However how much he fits into the gay porn industry he is just too damn dumb it’s not fair.
    Only thing eft for him to do now is mbrace it and get a manager!!!!
    250 for 14 videos??? doubt the girl can count her abs…..still pretty tho

  • This Hoffman character is a poster child for the anti-vax campaign.

  • Johnny B.

    So he definitely sold videos to Brent but did he sell them for him to view or sell him the distribution rights? It’s hard to say but I doubt Michael has the money to pay for an attorney and litigate.

  • Chris Yoder

    my eyes rolled so many times in this video that I think I spent more time looking at the ceiling.

  • Huxtable

    So, a while ago I read that he speaks with a deeper tone in his voice to sound more manly… and this video pretty much proves it.

  • Maxine Mesmer

    If he doesn’t stop with the tats he’s gonna look like WWE’s Randy Orton