“I’M NOT GAY!”

Posted September 29, 2014 by with 42 comments

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Michael Hoffman might literally be the hottest person any of us have seen in several years, and he might enjoy slurping up and swallowing huge loads of cum, but don’t get any weird ideas, because he’s not gay!

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Last week, solo jerk off videos of the absolutely ripped, gorgeous, and well-hung teen bodybuilder leaked online (videos I had posted here, but subsequently removed since it wasn’t clear where/how the videos were leaked—but you can still see them all over Tumblr), and today, he’s addressing the controversy for the first time.

Hoffman says he made “over $10,000” selling those videos, and while he “respects” gay people, sorry, he’s not on our team. Coincidentally, I respect the way Michael Hoffman licks every single drop of cum off of each one of his fingers.

And don’t worry, this isn’t the last we’ve seen of Michael Hoffman, as he admits that he’s still going to be “flexing or whatever” on YouTube! Hopefully “whatever” = “eating more cum”?! GayHoopla needs to recruit this bro ASAP.

Here’s Michael Hoffman explaining it all on his YouTube channel:

UPDATE:

As I suspected he might do, Hoffman’s removed the video from him YouTube.

Don’t worry, I saved a copy:


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  • Hudsonman

    So glad to know a gay guy wouldn’t be dumb enough to make $10k worth of sex clips and expect them to be kept off the web. What a knob gobbling dumb twat.

    • WillG

      It is what it is.

      • Hudsonman

        Indeed. Those clips look like uploads from a self obsessed narcissist (albeit in fine form). I doubt anyone paid him anything to post them. The smarter thing would have been to merely keep his trap shut. What, he thought “chicks” like to watch jack off videos, really?

        There is nothing wrong with what he filmed. “The only bad press is no press.” If he wants to be known as a str8 boy start posting videos with female partners. Tick, tick, tick, those 15 minutes pass quickly.

        • AJ2

          Don’t see how he would get 10 L.. One clip doesnt even show his face. Who cares if he’s gay or not… Sadly is being gay so bad you have to deny it

          • AE Robinson

            I have had to sternly tell females “stop it, I’m gay”, which is the equivalent to “I’m not straight”. Neither are disgraceful. It’s simply annoying when some lustful predator type(s) try to force you into a sexual preference not your own. It’s as if they believe if they repeat the lie often enough, or get enough people believing it, it’ll somehow magically come true. He’s straight. Get the fu** over it.

        • Odetofear

          you seem overly annoyed by this kid. Why? He’s 18, if he did make pvt videos for a patron (most likely a male) then he was dumb and naive to think they would remain private. But why kick him around about that decision? He felt like he needed to clear up his sexuality because again, he’s only 18, he lacks the confidence and maturity and so he needed to “set the record straight.” I don’t think he’s anymore of a narcissist than people his age. The fact that he has such a fine form at a young age shows determination and drive. I don’t want to start over praising him, i just don’t get why your hating on him so much.

    • Gush Gosh

      Actually, yes, they do and expect that sort of dumb shit like not blowing up.
      Doesn’t have to be gay in the slightest either for a problem this size to blow up, only that it gathers attention.
      Let me tell you the truth, don’t expect even your sexting to remain between your partner and you and if doesn’t say goodbye to your career unless you are a killer in your field.
      Professional sport players have to issue apologies over leaked sexting between them and their partners if they are male and still lose in advertisement, your partner’s sex doesn’t matter but it does matter a lot if you are married, dating and for how long.
      Gosh, I know girls who had this guy in their porn backup and for some weird reason they wanted to share. (god I don’t share my porn even with my girlfriend, and it’s pretty tame porn, maybe that’s the reason.. And for some reason my female friends think it’s cool not to talk about the porn they consume but to show it, in public.)

      But here’s the reality, there aren’t a lot of gay men out there, which means most men you masturbate to are straight men trying to make a living. Regardless of their sexuality, respect the profession specially since most regardless of sexuality aren’t doing it out of love but out of cash and professionalism.

  • NG212

    I don’t care if he identifies as straight, gay, or an elephant.

    This man needs to do gay porn. And *not* GayHoopla. That site is boring. No one ever has good sex over there. I know a certain San Diego studio that would suffice.

    But I’d watch him anywhere, doing anything.

    • Loki

      LMFAO! And what would he do at SC? Not kiss, not suck dick, not rim (or be rimmed), etc.

      Yup, he’ll be TOP ONLY… but he can only fuck for two minutes at a time ‘cuz he has to periodically recharge his boner on underaged squirting lezbo porn.

      • NG212

        Well obviously it’s not going to happen, so we don’t have to consider the disappointments of reality.

      • sxg

        “And what would he do at SC? Not kiss, not suck dick, not rim (or be rimmed), etc.”

        He would already sound like the new Brandon!

        • NG212

          I get your point, but Brandon has done all of those things (even if poorly). Even Stu has kissed and been rimmed (and fucked).

    • AJ2

      I dont think any porn studio will pay you 10k to Jack off unless you’re a movie star. His story sounds pretty dubious, esp since the video is “free” on the Web… Unless it was a private video for some lonely sugar daddy, which is always possible

      • NG212

        I wouldn’t want to see him jack off. I want to see him fuck and get fucked.

    • Odetofear

      to my surprise, gayhoopla is getting better.

    • Gush Gosh

      If you’d be watching him regardless what the fuck are you complaining about?
      Seriously, there’s no lack of gay porn out there (or porn for that matter) I don’t complain when a porn actress I find pretty only does freaky shit, I just search for another that does non-freaky shit as well.
      Or I watch regardless. This is just the same thing but on the other direction.
      And be glad, men who are outed for doing porn have no other job prospect in life so he’ll still do just porn.
      Just hope he is stupid and realize one like him could make a lot of money on porn for girls because I know women who consume porn from him.

  • OMFG. They need to leak the rest of those videos

  • Loki

    Well, he’s bested this GAY guy… I have NEVER eaten my own cum. (Someone else’s? Well yeah, once or twice… or three or four times. We were in a LTR.)

    I don’t know why that is. You get all hot and bothered, and you *really* mean to… *this time*… but afterwards, it’s like, “Naaaaahhhhh.”

    • sxg

      lol I’m the same way with my cum too. I have no issues with eating someone else’s, but my own? I’ve done it a couple of times, but once I think about it I second guess myself. So props to this guy for doing it without even flinching. And he is fucking hot!

  • NG212

    A guy like Michael Hoffman would have probably done porn if he were a
    young adult five or ten years ago. But now, with social media, every
    hot guy becomes web-famous and develops a following across all the
    platforms. And they use their sexuality and beautiful bodies as tools to
    make money and cultivate interest, sure. But they sell themselves on
    their own terms, through their own frames.

    He, and others like
    him, can do his thing without having sex or doing porn. And the
    confidence his followers reinforce in him makes him think he can make it
    as an actor. So suddenly, a guy like him, who might have gone to an amateur studio in years past says ‘fuck that’ and thinks he can get anything he wants
    out of life.

    And maybe he can. And best of luck to him. But I want to get some things out of him, too, and it ain’t a jerkoff video.

    • Loki

      “the confidence his followers reinforce in him makes him think he can make it as an actor”

      And he’d be oh so wrong. If we’ve learned anything from the Bryan Singer scandal it’s that trading on your sexuality gets you at most 30 seconds of screen time and five words of dialogue. And those are the ones who were discreet. They didn’t have Vines and Tumblr video showing “the white stuff coming out of the pee-pee hole.”

      • NG212

        Trying to trade sexuality for work would be difficult. But there’s also the question of whether he has talent as an actor. I think we can surmise the answer.

        I don’t want to be rude or crush someone’s dream, but do what you’re good at. And Michael is good at eating cum.

  • Colorful Kent

    what? a straight guy who swallows cum? happens every day in gay4pay. Just ask Sean Cody.

  • Porn Star

    OMG who cares?????? He is hot and ate his cum…so? He needs to grow up…nobody really cares. lol

    • outnabout

      Thank you! Who cares is right!

  • Alan Keddie

    Like, does anyone actually give a rats ass? No offence.

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  • bronco clayton

    I just want to know where the hot gay guys @? Cause everytime i turn around on every gay blog from here to new Zealand its all about the str8

    • Mihcael Davies

      IKR so annoying, gays need to get over straight guys. If they’re gonna be in my porn fine but I don’t need to know every five minutes “By the way I’m actually straight… and completely hate what I’m doing” -__-

      • robirob

        Apparently there’s a market and an audience that gets off objectifying straight guys who entertain gay men by performing gay sex acts for them.

        In a society where gay men are considered inferior some insecure gay men enjoy that illusion of power and control over a masculine man they can treat like an object.

        • Jason ok

          Since when did finding straight guys attractive mean you’re insecure??

  • Berto Lozano

    I don’t care if you’re straight or not. In my fantasy you’re a piss loving bottom boy.

  • robirob

    Hot body and a gay4pay image. He’ll be a millionaire by the end of the year since none of the money goes to a studio, website, manager, etc.

  • Eric from Sweden

    I think he is telling the truth. And he really is the hottest thing I’ve seen in years! The only thing that bothers me is that it sounds as if he is trying to make his voice sound as deep and masculine as possible. It’s the kind of thing only a “closet case” would do to try to appear as straight as possible.

  • Todd B

    Yah honey. Eating your own cum and having that cute little lisp…your well on your way to Gaytown, if you haven’t been residing there already.

  • Bob Bilbert

    Who is he and why should I care?

  • Drew Barrymore

    He has the perfect lips to suck a cock. Mine, for instance.

    • Eric from Sweden

      No, mine! 😛

  • Eric from Sweden

    I think Michael Hoffman and Alexander Cavanagh are the hottest guys to appear on this blog this year. I only wish Alexander Cavanagh would do just has hot videos as Michael Hoffman.

  • Orlando Chan

    He is SO FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • outnabout

    Big deal. Just another in a long line of porn actors. 1 or 5 years from now, big deal.
    Absolutely nothing unique.
    The straight fantasy again and again.
    He’ll make some money, snort it away, or worse, spend it trying to recapture glory days.

  • AE Robinson

    So much cattiness. Because the rest of us live such exemplary lives, right? None of the rest of us have ever done anything we later regretted…right?