Sean Cody: The New Home Of Gay Porn’s Best Burgers And Fries

Posted March 9, 2016 by with 46 comments

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You know a gay porn scene is bad when the only thing about it worth mentioning are the french fries. Yes, for the last three minutes of an already brief 20-minute scene, Sean Cody’s Brodie and Tanner smear ketchup on each other’s faces, feed each other french fries, and wrap their mouths around gigantic…hamburgers.

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If the former owner of Sean Cody were dead, he’d no doubt be rolling over in his grave watching this. (He’s probably rolling in money instead, so good for him, I guess.)

burger3Also, for the first five minutes of this scene, Brodie and Tanner flop around on the beach. So, that’s nearly eight minutes of pointless, unsexy BTS footage and just 12 minutes of actual sex, which we’ve already seen Brodie and Tanner have together in TWO previous scenes.

Those rumors about the Sean Cody staff being let go and replaced by Men/Bromo people are more than likely true, and it’s painfully evident in this and the last few scenes. The filming, editing, and videography is just…off. And the photography is downright bizarre.

An airplane?

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And this? Ha ha, I’m pointing at an asshole.

11Even hardcore fans of Brodie/Tanner will probably give this one a pass, but for those interested, you can watch it here.

This scene did succeed on at least one level, insofar as it made me really hungry for a burger.

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Honestly, I’m starving.

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Who did it better?

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  • Kevin

    Which studio does bring out excellent gay porn out these days, some of the hottest content is short amateur clips.

    • Mihcael Davies

      sad but true, xtube and so on has hotter stuff than the gay studios

    • 1234

      I have a question: do you remember Steve, the SC soloist from a few weeks ago? Why would he film a scene for a ratchet studio like Bromo w/Johnny Vapid? I would assume they pay much less than SC (or I could be mistaken as the parent company is the same)

      • Kevin

        Maybe they were unable to schedule a SC shoot with him and they send him of to film with Bromo, MG did the same with Carter Dane when they send him of to MEN. I really don’t think MG cares as much about SC as we were hoping they would, it is just one the many sites they own. If they were really interested in maintaining SC’s reputation then they would have made the shoot with Carter Dane happen, which is something i believe the founder of the site would do but MG just send him of to MEN.

  • FieldMedic

    While it’s hot seeing Tanner bottom, this would’ve been hotter as a vers. scene flip-flop! Such a waste…

    • 1234

      That cow Brodie won’t ever bottom again (his only time was w/Brandon)

      • FieldMedic

        lol, actually Jamie and Richard also did a flip scene with him ;D but I get your point

        • 1234

          You’re right- I forgot about Jamie & Richard that as it was in another decade. 😉

  • sxg

    While I do like both of these models, this was a pointless scene to do. Brodie already fucked Tanner in the Winter Getaway series. It’s not like with Tanner and David coming back after doing the Mountain Getaway series because shockingly they didn’t fuck in that series. Now the Tanner and Dave reunion was awesome, and mainly because they flip fucked. Brodie and Tanner couldn’t even do that.

    I had high hopes that after the selling of Sean Cody the studio wouldn’t change too much, but sadly that’s not the case. With the alleged firing of the original crew, there’s no one there to run SC the way it has successfully been running the past few years.

    • pje821

      Totally agree. I recently confronted them about the differences in how they are now capturing cumshots vs. how they used to be captured, and they claimed nothing has changed. I ain’t blind. They are doing a really lousy job of capturing the cum (often missing it (and it’s so obvious). The new crew ain’t the old crew. The lighting is worse, too, If I want to see the good stuff I have to go into the archives. Sad…

  • Xzamilloh

    Mmmmmm…. burger porn.

    https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/burger-love.gif

    But seriously, I did start to notice how different the scenes started to look… I mean the illegally pirated shorter ones, because I’d rather have Gabourey Sidibe sit on my face than pay for that nonsense.

    • 1234

      That’s really saying a lot if you have to bring in Gabourey.

  • Todd

    Hold the pickle, indeed …
    https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=980&bih=1225&q=have+it+your+way+GIF&oq=have+it+your+way+GIF&gs_l=img.3..0.4269.27985.0.31510.20.20.0.0.0.0.176.2729.0j20.20.0….0…1.1.64.img..0.20.2721.ybP3DfsENPM#imgrc=JkFTUA928sCJpM%3A

  • Todd

    Insert In N Out joke here …
    https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=980&bih=674&q=in+n+out+GIF&oq=in+n+out+GIF&gs_l=img.3..0l2j0i8i30j0i24l7.8121.31842.0.35225.12.12.0.0.0.0.155.1648.0j12.12.0….0…1.1.64.img..0.12.1641.tHwmzmIoPaw#q=in+n+out+GIF&tbm=isch&prmd=imsvn&tbs=itp:animated&imgrc=oGFBG__kNwUomM%3A

    • Scrapple

      I think those burgers came from Jack in her Box.

      • Mike Julius

        Ha!

  • Scrapple

    I like anal spiked with pain
    And burgers are my aeroplane.
    It’s my aeroplane.

    Many pounds of beef have been shoved into Tanner’s orifices, so this is nothing new. The least they could’ve done was Lady and the Tramp that bitch.

  • Zealot

    Possible tie-in to In-N-Out Burger? I see advertising opportunities here!!!!

  • Maximus

    Um, duh? The answer is always that Beyoncé did/wore/danced/sang it better.

    https://media4.giphy.com/media/l4Ki24O4lxg9QK7vO/giphy.gif

    (That’s right, I’m a gay man who worships Beyoncé. Deal with it. https://media2.giphy.com/media/VmBoSiFDHrvlS/giphy.gif )

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  • Bradster

    Truly awful. MEN kills another site.

    • 1234

      True, but 2014 wasn’t that great either as Mr. Sean Cody apeared to stop caring

  • Hereweare

    This is a great post, even though the bigger picture is tragic.
    But………..”Ha Ha, I’m pointing at an asshole” will get me through the rest of my day with a smile.

  • kkdd1

    maybe this is a precursor to Sean Cody upcoming announcement that he is putting down the video camera for a McDonald’s franchise

  • AJ2

    Every scene there seems pretty much the same and formulaic with the same nasty set

  • Joi Says

    as a big fan of Brodie’s work and even Tanner’s,
    this time i’m gonna say:
    HAMBURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES?! REALLY QUEEN… ha ha ha, NO!!!
    THANKS BUT NOT THANKS, love you guys!

  • Presiyan Vasilev

    The porn this days getting freak out… first we watch some kind of circus on Men.com with Diego (promote every sec), after that see one of my fav guys from SC Tanner get eat on scene… and keep going we see also crying guys do sex in scene. What the fuck is going on with the porn industry I cant say only can say if that keep going many of the ppl wont have choice and will just pass all of this stupid scenes

  • Presiyan Vasilev

    The porn this days getting freak out… first we watch some kind of circus on Men.com
    with Diego (promote every sec), after that see one of my fav guys from
    SC Tanner get eat on scene… and keep going we see also crying guys do
    sex in scene. What the fuck is going on with the porn industry I can
    only say if that keep going many of the ppl wont have choice and
    will just pass all of this stupid scenes

    • 1234

      Ever since the Mormon Sean Cody sold his company in the beginning of 2015, Seancodydotcom’s death is fast approaching. It’s like a terminally ill cancer patient getting ready to pass away in a few weeks

      • Presiyan Vasilev

        But the SC is not the only one who do that – Men,com make his guys top or bottom no vers (very rare to see someone who is vers) and why that, why they promote Diego then can u explain me that, why not promote anymore Johnny who make 100 + scenes and make the studio more watched somekind??? Is that mean Diego is more than others. Lucas ent is the same he fuck only and nothing intrresting in him, only the poor models who must fuck with him and some of them are really good. But unfortunately have that destiny – some of the models retired from him. And many many examples… That is not some teas what u think why they promote Diego S and dont tell he is exclusive other guys are exc too

        • 1234

          I really don’t know how to answer that. I guess most of the gay porn studios have a much smaller actor base to work with compared to years past (which is why certain actors get promoted very frequently?)

          • Presiyan Vasilev

            Ok I will talk specifically for Men.com they have 13 Exclusive Models like 10 of them work there I mean sure do porn the others I not know. I am pretty sure that u know Men.com studio released every day some new scene, that meanu have lets say not a lot but much more than usual studios have. Lets see that u know MarcMacnamara go in his twitter he is director of Men.com there u will see much fat retweets of Diego S scenes, then go see Queer Pig blog twitter I have count three times after that he block me he has more and more but NOT for the other scenes not for other guys. Is that fair what u think what is the problem to not to for other ones. That I think for Men.com:

          • Zachary Sire

            You’ve been blocked from commenting on this site. Bye.

  • sxg

    Saw the scene earlier today, and I liked it. The sex part was good, but I feel that with only one round of sex/cumshots, no internals, no cum facials and no flip fuck, having these two come back to do just a duo scene together was completely pointless. As a gay porn scene in general, it was a good scene. But under Sean Cody standards, it’s nothing special.

    I did love the BTS before and after the sex. Even if it’s so scripted, I find the interactions with the models at SC adorable most of the time, and this was no exception. And yes Brodie is gaining a bit of weight, but he’s still going to the gym so he may get beefy, but he’ll always have muscle on him, unlike that fat cow Forrest.

  • McM.

    The owner/s sold the studio and allowed the MindGeek/Manwin porn conglomerate to retain the rights to all previously produced material, and most importantly, the brand.

    We have to begin to accept we’re looking at scenes produced by an entirely different porn company utilizing the “Sean Cody” brand to market it towards consumers.

    https://45.media.tumblr.com/e8fddba770ccba0dacd01a2d4acf1bac/tumblr_mhnto4JBgl1rqim3oo1_500.gif

  • Javk

    The new crew is probably afraid of getting close to the models, and having the models sweat and bodily fluids fall on them. They are most likely disgusted by it.This is what I worried about when they were bought. Just take a look at men.com/Bromo scenes. To me it seems that the videographers do not want to go in between or under the models legs to film the really good stuff. It could be that the new crew is made up of straight men that just want to get the scene over with ASAP, but the old SC team also had some straight men and they made really good gay porn alongside their gay gay Co-workers. My point is that being a straight man filming gay porn should be no excuse for sad ass work. If you don’t want to film two guys duck then you shouldn’t be in the room while its going on. Either they should hire a pig, who isn’t afraid of a little cum, to film the close-ups or they could have fired their own crew and kept the old SC crew to film the scenes of their gay sites.

  • Dale Bergman

    It’s too bad the scene wasn’t as yummy looking as Tanner’s bite…

    http://pa1.narvii.com/5785/1ccf01cef446ccc3f0001142b940a573ad1999df_hq.gif

  • Dale Bergman

    Here’s a sneak peak to next week’s Sean Cody update filmed inside a McDonalds restaurant:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

  • Myko

    Sean Cody. Please please please don’t give duckface over at Lucas Ent any ideas.

    It won’t be long before duckface is ILLEGALLY filming in MacDonald’s or Chipotle

  • Gazzaq

    Never mind the Burgers the scene was Porn by Numbers and we deserve better.

  • Xavier

    Any scene with Brodie is hot