Which Wife Reacted Better To Catching Her Closeted Gay Husband Fucking Another Man: The Menstruating Wife Or The European Wife?

Posted November 10, 2017 by with 38 comments

wivesToday in men fucking men in front of their wives, we get to enjoy TWO women being cheated on by their adulterous and closeted gay husbands. Fun!

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Several studios in the gay porn industry are committed to advancing the antiquated and homophobic notion that gay men should remain closeted and cheat on their wives (because homosexuality is obviously wrong), as this plot device has been used in scenes nearly every single day throughout 2017. The first one today comes from Men.com, and it features a porn star named Hunter Adrian cheating on his wife by fucking Johnny Rapid right in front of her in their home. She’s watching TV and has her back to them, so she has no idea what’s going on, obviously.

0011Because veiled homophobia isn’t sexy enough, this scene also explores female menstruation cycles, with the wife letting her husband know that she can’t fuck him because she’s “cramping,” and is about to start her period. The husband then sees Johnny Rapid running naked through his backyard (Johnny has just been caught fucking someone’s else boyfriend next door, of course), and he, naturally, invites Johnny in to suck his cock—while his wife is sitting right next to them. Totally feasible.

I might be able to suspend disbelief if there were maybe a wall or a door between them, but this is literally the most unbelievable thing I have seen in my entire life.

Johnny and the husband eventually move into another room to fuck and cum on a staircase in the middle of the house, with the wife and the neighbor walking in and finding them. The wife is understandably upset, but she goes after Johnny, not her husband:

As if this couldn’t get more ridiculous, someone in production messed up, because the photos released for the scene show a knife-wielding female neighbor entering with the wife, instead of the baseball bat-wielding male neighbor who’s actually in the video. The hell?

0024[Men.com: Neighborhood Pervert]

The other scene today featuring a woman discovering her closeted gay husband cheating on her with another man comes from MaleReality, a European based production company. So, even studios in other countries are joining in on the fun.

91099_234On the one hand, at least the wife isn’t sitting in the same room, clueless about the gay sex going on behind her. But on the other hand, this wife is bizarrely reacting as if she’s just discovered that her husband didn’t empty the dishwasher, not that he’s, you know, getting his dick sucked by another man in her living room.

Like many wives in gay porn, rather than get violent or angry, this wife simply leaves the room and suggests that they’ll just deal with the problem later. LOL, oh well.

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In another production/photography mishap that differs from the video, upon discovering her cheating husband, the photos for this scene indicate that the wife actually seems…aroused?

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And yet, flustered:

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Also…LOL, you crazy gays!

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Which wife had the better, more realistic reaction upon discovering her closeted gay husband fucking another man in their home?


  • Xzamilloh

    Another common theme in all of these dumb ass scenes are the women’s shoes. Ladies, moral of the story: Keep wearing flats, and your man will go get his dick sucked by boy twinks. I don’t make the rules

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7a83237ab9596f0a8a8865e32d6430b5610be897071db84f0c76cab63b35423c.gif

    • Scrapple

      Speaking of shoes, she didn’t take hers off before putting her feet up on that sofa? She deserves to get cheated on just for that.

      • Xzamilloh

        And then the rolled up pants… and then having to endure looking at her horrible soccer mom “May I speak to your manager?” frizzy ass bob while Johnny Rapid is back there giving head to the husband. He should have divorced her!! Ugh!!! No sympathy for her lmao!!!

        • Scrapple

          Cha Cha Heels = Chocha Feels. Who doesn’t know that?

          You are the second person in the last month who has convinced me I have to use “May I speak to your manager?” at least once in my life during a social setting.

  • Scrapple

    American women are unattractive, menstruating shrews who don’t put out for their husbands and have tunnel vision? Apparently Men draws its business model from the unaired backdoor pilot for “The Handmaid’s Tale 2: The Handmaid’s Tail” written by Louis C.K. and financed by Harvey Weinstein. I have to go with The Good (Euro) Wife. Her house is well-appointed, she has an accent, a jagged bob and she’s wearing a “Femoirs of a Gaysha” inspired slip dress. Her betrayal seems so much classier. Plus, this is what I imagine happens to Sam Taylor-Johnson whenever she returns home early.

  • doodlebug

    Well, at least people can stop complaining about there never being any black men in a Johnny Rapid scene.

  • Scrapple

    I forgot I had quemments!

    1. Are the neighbor and the adulterer supposed to live in the same house? If not they might want to hire a different landscaper and consider redoing that siding in a different color.

    2. If your dick falls in a stranger’s mouth, and your wife is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Not if you cut back on the saliva.

    3. On the weekends Johnny Rapid does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.

    4. In the promo pics the beej is in full light, but then it looks dark. Was the oral that long, or is there some timey-wimeyness afoot? Johnny’s hole has been proven to contain matter-warping abilities. Could his mouth be a time machine? If you facefuck him going 88 dickmiles per hour could you go back in time and save the Clock Tower or the 2016 election?

    5. If running from your house to your lawn has you winded, perhaps that explains why your man cheated.

    6. As a Black man in America, is it really wise to be running around your neighborhood wearing a backwards cap and wielding an aluminum bat?

    7. Should you be running while under the savage throes of menstruation?

    8. If you saw your man in the bathroom with the lights off, wouldn’t that be cause for alarm?

    9. Who puts an end table right up against a wall and a window? Did you not have the correct measurements when you went shopping and the Ethan Allen outlet store refused to do an exchange once you realized the furniture didn’t fit the space?

    10. There’s a window at the bottom of the stairs? What straight man/part-time cat burglar designed this house?

    11. I hope they don’t have kids. Not because of the gay cheating and violence. Because of that shaky bannister. It is not kid friendly.

  • doodlebug

    I just got done watching the MEN scene and once the wife exited and they got down to the fucking it was a pretty good scene. It often seems to me that Rapid goes off script and throws curve balls at his scene partners and gets them off their game so he can dominate the action. This Hunter guy gave as good as he got and seemed ready for him. I liked it.

  • Zealot

    I just can’t with this inane, ridiculous and worn-out trope. It’s like all the pre-adolescent snickering-types from your worst junior high locker room experiences have somehow bumbled into porn production. BARF.

    • Ulf Raynor

      Well, someone has to market to the average closeted conservative gay Trump supporter.
      I think Mens nailing it in that demographic.

  • WhimsyCotton

    Maybe if the wives were breaking down and crying or going crazy and running to the kitchen to start stabbing then it would be realistic. This just feels tired and reductive. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/03e9ffca464bec2e73227c3a0333115d0c39467e9c4427e007aae891073b0b1f.gif

  • nick

    Is the presence of the lady supposed to make the gay sex hotter to watch, I don’t get it ?

    I quite like those French doors though.

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    • Xzamilloh

      That is the ultimate porn nirvana face. When you’re dead inside, can’t feel a thing, and are just thinking about what to watch on Netflix when you get home while a pelvis thrusts you back and forth on unfinished stairs

      • nick

        Them eyebrows scare me

  • AdamT

    Forbidden sex is a turn on for most people, I’d rather watch scenes like this than those incest-theme vids they’re putting out!

    • c_find

      It’s like choosing between diarrhea and vomit. Sorry I rather neither.

    • Ulf Raynor

      I don’t know which is sadder, that you think this is a turn on, or that you think gay sex is somehow a forbidden fetish.
      But one things for certain, if you keep supporting this garbage, then they will keep producing it and never feel motivated to do something really worth watching.

      • AdamT

        If you read what I wrote without projecting your own insecurities, you’ll notice that I don’t find it in the least bit a turn on ‘I’d rather’ is hardly a ringing endorsement. And as for the ‘forbidden sex’ I was referring to the ‘getting caught’ scenario and the adultery angle. If scenes like this makes money, they’ll keep making it. People (neither you nor myself) enjoy this, But I don’t judge anyone based on their sexuality and fetishes, I think their are quite enough people like that in the world as it is.

        • Ulf Raynor

          Nice try at deflecting, but YOU were the one that wrote you’d rather watch scenes like this, don’t go blaming me if you were being obtuse and vague.

  • I really did just giggle-snort at that last photo. It wasn’t attractive.

  • That Hunter Adrian though

    • planetwingnuttia

      exactly forget the women talk about how Hunter is….he’s the hotter husband.

    • Ed Woody

      He looks like his head is on upside down.

      • planetwingnuttia

        really?

  • Jon

    I eagerly await the day MEN finally fucks off and dies, so they can take this gross, nonsense trend along with them. Hopefully, it hasn’t spread to other studios by then.

    • CamCam

      I second this wholeheartedly

  • BLACKjHAMMER

    At least the. Euro guy getting his. Dick sucked was attractive

  • asby

    The first clip is the best….With the black queen who can barely carry that baseball bat.

  • CamCam

    This just makes gay porn look more and more ridiculous every day. I’m truly sick of this women in gay porn shit that’s going on, especially with guys fucking in front of them. It’s awful it really is