Florida Man Arrested For DUI Violates Pre-Trial Program By Using Fake Penis And Urine During Drug Test
When it comes to people trying to avoid taking drug tests, I think we’ve officially seen it all now. Via Local10 in Florida (of course):
A man who was arrested on DUI manslaughter charges in 2021 was back behind bars Thursday after he wore an artificial penis while taking a drug test, authorities said.
According to an affidavit from the Broward Sheriff’s Office, Shannon Vincent Young, 41, violated the terms of his pre-trial services program by wearing the artificial penis while submitting to a random drug test.
Deputies said Young claimed he was using his own urine while wearing the artificial penis.
Regardless, an additional test was administered and Young’s urine tested positive for marijuana, the affidavit stated.
[Local10]
Maybe after he’s served his time, he can get a job at Sketchy Sex helping the production crew squirt fake cum from those plastic tubes. No word on where he got the artificial penis, but one source that I’m completely making up right now tells me that he got it from those gay-for-pay grifters on Twitter who put dildos in their sweats.
