Man’s Penis “Splits Open” After Overdosing On Viagra At Orgy
Sounds like something that would happen after Michael Lucas forced you to take drugs on one of his abhorrent porn sets. Instead, it was just a random guy (as seen above) trying to have an orgy in Australia. When he realized the Viagra he took was making it feel like his dick might explode, he left the orgy and went to a Hungry Jack’s fast food restaurant (instead of a hospital?), which is where he “accidentally” showed his cock to whoever was working the drive-thru. The man was charged for indecent exposure, but he got off (haha) this week thanks to a lenient judge. Complete details here, but here’s a summary:
Mr Richardson’s ill-fated Hungry Jack’s run last September took place a day after he took a sexual enhancement drug called ‘Pit Bull Super’ prior to attending an orgy with ‘friends’ at a local hotel.
While Pit Bull Super is advertised as a ‘natural formula’, it in fact contains the prescription-only drugs sildenafil (Viagra) and tadalafil (Cialis), which are used to treat erectile dysfunction in men.
‘He was with a number of young ladies and they were having relations and he says that his erection would not cease and it became extremely painful,’ Mr Richardson’s lawyer Peter Maley told Darwin Local Court, as first reported by NT News.
The lawyer said Mr Richardson, a farrier from the town of Humpty Doo, about 40km south-east of Darwin, ‘started to panic’ and ‘the side of his penis began to split because of the lack of circulation’.
Mr Richardson then drove home and grabbed a towel but said he couldn’t touch his penis because it felt like it ‘was about to explode’.
‘He pulled into Hungry Jack’s, he’s purchased some food, there was a towel, he says he didn’t get out of the car, he was dreadfully embarrassed,’ Mr Maley said.
OK, I love that they have towns called “Humpty Doo” in Australia.
If your penis was splitting open, would you stop for a burger? In court, the judge said the man wasn’t intending to sexually abuse or harass the drive-thru girl, so he was only sentenced to a good behavior bond (which, in Australia, is sort of like probation).
