Weak And Gay: MAGA Whore Loses Missouri Secretary Of State Primary, Coming In 6th Place

Posted August 7, 2024 by with 15 comments

Surprise: Twitter is not real life, and being a deranged internet troll doesn’t translate into anything at all in the real world. Psychotic MAGA whore Valentina Gomez spent most of 2024 taking a flamethrower to library books while calling people faggots as she ran for Missouri’s Secretary of State, but she lost the primary yesterday after coming in sixth place. You might call a showing like that incredibly weak and gay. Via NBC:

Valentina Gomez, a self-described “America First-Maga” Republican, came in sixth in Tuesday’s eight-person primary, with 7.4% of the vote. Missouri state Sen. Denny Hoskins won with 24.4% and will face Missouri state Rep. Barbara Phifer, a Democrat, and Carl Herman Freese, a Libertarian, in November. When asked Wednesday about the results, Gomez said she “made history in the name of Jesus Christ.”

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In related news this week, Valentina Gomez’s brother was fired from his job as an aide to the Democrat mayor of Jersey City, New Jersey due to his financial support of his sister. The brother was a member of the mayor’s LGBT Task Force(?!), but he was also donating $50/month to his bigoted sister’s campaign in Missouri, and the mayor told him to post an apology before shitcanning his stupid ass this week. The brother’s “apology” on Twitter:

The drama between the mayor and the Gomez family:

I wouldn’t be surprised if the sister and brother were fucking, and maybe she was blackmailing him into supporting her?

Meanwhile, now that she’s lost the primary, Valentina Gomez says she’s going to work for a group that claims to hunt down pedophiles, as seen in the video below. This of course can only mean one thing, given what we know about people who always scream the loudest about “protecting” children: Valentina Gomez is probably a pedophile.

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