Men.com’s Pretty Woman Parody Is A Busted, Tragic Mess
Just when you think things can’t get more ridiculous at Men.com, they do this.
There simply aren’t enough “I can’ts” to get through this ratchet recreation of Pretty Woman, which features a wig so busted, not even a cracked out drag queen performing for an audience of pigeons in an empty $.99 Cents Store parking lot would bother to put it on.
Yes, that’s Bennett Anthony in the blonde wig, and he looks like he’d rather be anywhere else (maybe in a church getting fucked by Rocco Steele?).
Men.com is owned by one of the biggest and most profitable straight porn conglomerates in the entire world, and they couldn’t afford to spend more than $1.00 on a wig (if they even spent that)?
And as bad as this looks, it actually gets worse when you watch the trailer below. The camera work is shaky, the lighting is horrendous, the editing is schizophrenic, the sex itself is awkward and passionless, and the acting is embarrassingly awful (but at least maybe that part was deliberate).
Were any fucks given during the production of this scene?
Nope.
[Men.com: Dirk Caber Fucks Bennett Anthony]
Worst of all, how can you make a parody of Pretty Woman without including the two most important people from the entire movie, the bitchy saleswomen who kick Julia Roberts out of their “very expensive” store?!
Save yourself the time and don’t even watch the trailer above, just watch this Pretty Woman clip instead.
