Is Alexander Skarsgård’s Giant Cock In Last Night’s Big Little Lies Real Or Fake?

Posted March 27, 2017 by with 54 comments

alexander-skarsgard-prosthetic-big-little-lies-03The desperate-for-cock-on-TV part of me wants to believe that is completely real. The part of me living in reality (which is not a very big part) knows that this is fake. Last night, HBO’s Big Little Lies featured a scene with Nicole Kidman and Alexander Skarsgård’s characters having a fight, and it may or may not have included a glimpse of Alexander Skarsgård’s hard cock. Is it real, or is it a prosthetic?

Alexander Skarsgård’s character is trying to force himself on his wife, played by Kidman, and he’s (obviously) flaunting a large erection. The scene turns violent (most of their scenes together do), and Kidman’s Celeste ends up whacking her husband’s cock with a tennis racquet.

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alexander-skarsgard-prosthetic-big-little-lies-04alexander-skarsgard-prosthetic-big-little-lies-01Given that Skarsgård has shown his cock on TV before (in True Blood), going full-frontal again wouldn’t be outside the realm of possibility. What he showed us before was completely limp, and it still appeared adequate. So, the larger version we may have seen last night could be authentic? (I hope it’s not, considering it was hit with a tennis racquet.)

True Blood vs. Big Little Lies:

alex32Mainstream actor showing his erect cock on TV or not, please watch HBO’s Big Little Lies, as it is very good, and Nicole Kidman will be winning all the awards later this year.

  • HIkkI78909

    lol its fake. Nicole isnt gonna jerk him fro real on screen, even if he was willing lol

    • Scrapple

      Are we so sure? She spent a decade jerking off Tom Cruise.

      • HIkkI78909

        Well, trying to at least

        • Scrapple

          I think she was successful at it. You’d be surprised what you can achieve with lube, determination and hand puppets designed to resemble male celebrities.

          • Xzamilloh

            He probably had Top Gun playing in the background to “set the mood”

          • sxg

            As long as she had one hand on his dick and the other in his ass, Tom was in marital bliss.

          • Scrapple

            The whole fist? Kinky.

      • Xzamilloh

        Or spent a decade listening to Tom Cruise being jerked off.

    • GCHQ

      True

  • Zealot

    I believe Mr. Urban might be a bit perturbed if Nichole were handling the real deal. And if it’s not fake, then he’s a grower of impressive proportions…and my congrats to whomever is sampling the goodies from his bakery. I’m trying to see how many euphemisms I can work into this comment.

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  • johnsmith

    I’m living for that AvenueQ reaction edit

  • sxg
  • Scrapple

    Wow. This show is really desperate for ratings. No wonder Nicole isn’t trying to promote it.

    I wonder if they used Markie Mark’s stunt cock from Boogie Nights.

    • NG212

      Sweetie, you wrong about that one.

      This show is extraordinary, like everything else HBO does. Also like everything the brand does, it’s daring and sexy.

      Ratings never matter at subscription cable channels as much as buzz and influence.

      If you’re not on the Big Little Lies train, jump on. Life’s too short to hate on good television.

      • Scrapple

        From what I’ve heard, it’s not looking good for season two. That’s why Reese is so mad at Nicole.

        • NG212

          It’s a miniseries. It was marketed as a miniseries since before the episodes began airing. It wasn’t intended to have a second season.

          It’s based off of a novel, and the point was to recreate the book in a seven-hour event.

          HBO does miniseries every year. Unfortunately, I never expected a show with Oscar winners to be extended past its expiration.

          But I just read that more and more people are discovering the show, which had record-high ratings last night.

          • Scrapple

            Networks frequently market shows as Miniseries of Event/Limited Series. And then they change their minds if there’s money to be made. It’s a way of saving face. But it’s cool if you like the show. I just think throwing a fake phallus in a scene is a stunt. And like you said, Oscar winners are involved. Stunts don’t seem necessary.

          • NG212

            Broadcast networks do that all the time — release “limited series events” as testers for a full series pickup.

            But HBO is not a broadcast network. It’s a subscription cable channel. And there’s not a single HBO miniseries I can think of that was transformed into a full series. Not the one with Kate Winslet, or the one with Frances McDormand, or any other.

            I went to this student event at HBO HQ as an undergrad, and reinvention and distinctive programming are the primary ethos of the brand. The whole point is to improve on the last thing they did, and offer something different from rivals.

            The fake penis didn’t bother me one way or another. Seeing the episode, it served the story. This is a couple with a very sexy, but very volatile relationship, the scene is presumably taken from the novel, and SAG-AFTRA forbids genuine sexual contact between actors on-screen. Not to mention there’s no way a noteworthy actor would show a hard-on in a role.

          • zyronife

            Stephen Dorff – Shadowboxer

          • C A

            That scene came to mind and then thought, not noteworthy. Also, wasn’t a hard on. Semi maybe.

          • Scrapple

            The Young Pope was originally designed to be a limited series, but it was renewed for a second season. I think The Leftovers may have been marketed as a limited series in the begininng, but I’m not certain. I don’t think The Comeback fell into this category for season one, but season two was definitely listed as a limited series. There’s still a deal on the table for a third season.

          • Marik Ishtar

            Well since Web Therapy was cancelled I can get excited for The Comeback.
            I liked how it ended, though, it was a exact contrast from season one finale. I don’t know what they could cover with season three….. I changed my mind leave it with a happy ending and move on.

          • Scrapple

            Season one was good, but season two was sooo much better. It sucks that it was so short. I have so much respect for Valerie for not banging Chris. Bitch crazy, but I respect her.

            Web Therapy was hilarious too.

  • Dale Bergman

    It’s a prosthetic.

    • pangelboy

      God bless Alan Ball’s gay ass for making True Blood. Watching Eric and Jason go at each other was hot, even if I don’t buy Jason as the top in that pairing. So was watching Jason have sexual fantasies about his buddy Hoyt riding him.

      https://68.media.tumblr.com/634b2cb48c614b13f4ca1674708c4fb3/tumblr_onidclBfDD1ruq1wmo1_400.gif

      • badgamer1967
        • Scrapple

          I don’t know why it took me two seasons to realize Hoyt was fine. Maybe because he stood in Jason’s shadow.

          • Sam

            Ryan Kwanten was in the same tour group as me one of the days when I visited Florence in October 2011. Handsome but was quite the little guy 5’8 tops despite what the internet seems to tell me. I remember his female-companion towered over him and this was around the time Jersey Shore was big and all my friends had started referring to short-runty guys and skinny-petite girls as “lean-cuisines”… he was definitely a lean-cuisine. Hoyt on the other hand. Yes please and hurry.

          • Scrapple

            Lol. Yeah, I always forget Ryan is on the short side. He’s kind of quiet too.

            I haven’t seen Jim Parrack in anything in a while. I wonder what he’s up to. He always made me think of a thick Jason Sudeikis. Which is fine with me.

          • cluelesswitness

            I don’t about fine…but he was cute and endearing.

    • Scrapple

      That was such pandering, and pretty tame considering how far they could’ve gone. Still, it was hot as fuck. I’m sure Ryan thoroughly enjoyed himself.

      • Dale Bergman

        Alexander said the scene was longer and more graphic before they cut it. He also said it was he favorite on-screen kiss…

        Stephen Moyer said that his sex scene with Sam Trammell was cut. They only show them about to kiss. How infuriating.

        • Scrapple

          Lol. Alex knows how to throw that bait.

          From what I remember, Laffy never had one of those sex dreams with Eric. Which is weird, considering the blood thing. I bet they didn’t do it because they knew they’d have to go far with it. With Jason and Sam those dreams were played up for laughs.

      • nick

        That was a good video clip when it was on YouTube, I think it’s gone now.

    • DaveAtom

      Man, you give me life =P

  • DPS

    Either way, I would whack him off and not use a tennis racquet. That aside, that show is awful

  • Greg Snyder

    You also have to remember that his bros, Peter in “Kinsey” showed his dick, and Bill in a Swedish movie had a girl jerking and kissing his hard on. This family, along with being very talented, has no inhibitions when it comes to going full frontal…hard or soft.

  • Xzamilloh

    All I know is, whatever size it is, it can end up in my mouth and/or ass any minute of the hour, any hour of the day, any day of the week, and so on.

    http://media.tumblr.com/8577eb9d11b72619bc933ef7e37d2c36/tumblr_inline_mt0ncg2UAx1qz4rgp.gif

  • badgamer1967
  • Bastian

    Fake as my driving license.

  • Maximus

    I don’t think that Alexander Skarsgård is so desparate for roles that he has to agree to flashing his hard dick and having it get pummled by a blonde girl with a tennis racket. Vadim Black, on the other hand…

  • AussieB

    It’s a fake, just like the recent GIRLS scene

  • Chris Lawson