[UPDATED] Big Brother 15’s David Girton Has Cock Shots And A Jerk Off Video

Posted September 15, 2014 by Zach with 22 comments

[Updated with more videos below]

Even the biggest Big Brother superfan might not remember him, but he’s certainly found a way to be memorable now! Big Brother 15’s David Girton—the airhead surfer who had a brief showmance with last year’s racist houseguest, Aaryn Gries, before being the very first one evicted—has suddenly and inexplicably (unless he’s looking to follow in Steven Daigle’s footsteps, which is a treacherous path to take!) started tweeting a large collection of nude selfies.

Most of the images contain both David’s face and cock (which looks to be slightly above average in size and pretty thick), so there’s no doubt it’s him. Thanks for the show, David!

It’s not clear what exactly is going on with David Girton (some of his tweets sound like he’s kind of lost his mind?), but far be it from me to complain about a nice cock shot.

Even David’s tweets that don’t show full cock are fun. This one below was captioned “#thiscouldbeusbutyouplayin.”

Plenty of other Big Brother houseguests have cock shots, but none quite like this. We can only hope that Zach, Caleb, or Cody from BB16 decide to do the same thing once this current season is over.

But back to that dick…

Hot dog with extra mustard, anyone?

Here’s a jerk off video he made:

And, here’s his eviction interview with Julie Chen, which starts around the 30-minute mark.

UPDATE:

Thanks to a Str8Up tipster at NerdJizz, I’m proud(?) to present three more David Girton videos (they are actually converted Vines from Girton’s deleted account). Watch as David Girton dances to Taylor Swift, cums through his boxers, and pees through a pair of pink panties. And don’t forget, he passed a psych evaluation to get on Big Brother.