Bryan Hawn Shows Off His Massive Bubble Butt In “Kiss My Ass”

Posted July 11, 2016 by with 70 comments

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Bryan Hawn’s last video—a tribute to the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting—wasn’t exactly well-received here. Maybe you’ll like this one better?

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It’s called “Kiss My Ass,” and it’s dedicated to all the Bryan Hawn haters.

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This is a huge ass:

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I can never tell if Bryan Hawn has ass implants or not. If he does, they’re good ones (much better than Andrea Suaraez’s, at least).

  • Galaxy_Scribe

    Bryan Hawn is a one trick pony. He lipsyncs, and shows his butt. He’s more played out than Johnny Rapid. Also, that rapping…

    http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/727/910/577.gif

  • Zealot

    Brian is like the Milli Vanilli of the gay music world.

  • Trepakprince

    Poor thing, guess the haters really got to him.

  • Badbike

    Damn, even Davey Wavey knows to put a shirt on when he is “serious”. Those moments always make me giggle.

  • Greg

    But when the time comes, he still wants people to take him seriously??

  • Andrew S.

    he still looks like an overbaked Andy Samberg knockoff in the face and I never need to hear him sing or even speak but credit where credit is due – that ass is quite a marvel.

  • Brunneous

    http://i.imgur.com/q0Ni2cg.gif
    …nothing we ain’t seen a thousand times before from several other social media attention-whores. NEXT!!!

  • Greg

    But when the time comes, he still wants people to take him seriously?

    • Brunneous

      Reminds me of another attention-whore…
      *coughs “Steve Grand”*

  • beariac

    It’d actually be funny if he weren’t so tragic.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/gstVWIzl4JKKI/giphy.gif

    • sanfv

      So much shade!

      • beariac

        Plenty more where that came from…
        http://i.imgur.com/s3MMs0T.gif

        • Two Cents

          Say what you will about Andy, but Ive nutted more than a couple of time thinking about bangin his sexy self into the next world. He wouldnt be able to walk straight for at least a week after Im done with him.

          • Galaxy_Scribe

            Oh hi…my name’s Andy…

          • Two Cents

            I wish you were because I would be there to bang and suck the nut out after. Andy is so sexy man.

          • Phoenix Gee

            I sure would bang the shit outta him!!!

          • Two Cents

            If you get it first I just wanna watch. I dont have a problem with sloppy seconds.

  • sxg

    It’s starting to look as gross as Kim Kartrashian’s butt. A huge sign that his ass isn’t real is that it keeps growing yet his legs don’t.

    • Nate

      Simply replace squats by lunges.

  • Maximus

    If Bryan Hawn’s ass is real, then I’m a heterosexual.

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/whbp.gif

  • Corax95
  • Xzamilloh

    Video starts

    “Kiss… my.. a–”

    http://data.whicdn.com/images/61731740/large.gif

    I’m good.

  • DPS

    Fake, phony, fraud, and thirsty. Not getting the attraction from this delusional self engrossed star wanna be.

  • Xzamilloh

    Okay… I listened to the rest. This bitch done used “Love the Way You Lie” as the beat. I mean, really…. REALLY.

    http://66.media.tumblr.com/b235227b90189daadbd8faaed1f02b47/tumblr_n4cf3zzI2F1ttovp4o1_400.gif

  • GrownFury

    He needs to take a dick. On camera. Then I might give a shit about him. He’s such a d-bag that it actually keeps me from really loving his ass.

  • ToxicBrew

    Johnny hates the song

  • FieldMedic

    He uses his videos to pimp his ass workout routine, so it better be real or I’d think that that could be fraud.

    • Helen Damnation ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Unless he’s specific about the exact causation of why his ass is so big, I don’t think it reaches anywhere near the fraud level. Gurl, that aszz is huge! Needs fuzz, or sumthin.

  • danny

    Silly song, but beautiful ass!

  • McM.

    Serious Question:

    Does anyone know of a chrome extension that allows you to view a youtube video but not contribute to the “viewed” stats?

    • sexnando

      you could download the video with somewebsite and then upload it to mega and post it here, so all of us watch it from there… better tan nothing.

  • pje821

    I’m tired/bored with his teasing. Either show us your dick and preferably do at least a solo scene or go the hell away.

  • snoopyfo

    he has an amazing, hot and sexy body….. however, his videos are terrible specially this one i was cringing the whole time, i got goosebumps and not in a good way, he needs to step up and stop relying on his ass, like we get it is big and nice, what else can he do?

  • GuruMike

    D’aaaawwwww, he wrote a song just for us <3

  • GuruMike

    D’aaawww he wrote a song just for us.
    He sure showed us!

  • WebSlinger
  • WebSlinger

    SO FUNNY and TRUE!!!

    https://vimeo.com/76477498

  • nick

    a guy with a womans ass is not my cup of tea.

  • BoomPow

    This ass clown is not very bright. I think he actually meant “kick my ass”, in which case, I’d be more than happy to oblige.

  • SaintMike

    I’ll take this over Bieber anyday

  • DumDumBonerMaker

    I was looking for info on the term for a male ‘butterface’ and Google sent me here.

  • robirob

    I think he is sexy as hell, but he comes off as a bit desperate. I mean, you want people to beg for more not for them to beg you to stop.

  • Phoenix Gee

    I would tap that white boy ass, real or not!!!

  • Kandel

    While I don’t like him as a person… that ass is a work of god. Ugh!

    On a side note… someone should gif that ass at 2:10.

  • #FearlessFanatic ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜ

    Wayment…. Is this the audio track from Love The Way You Lie by Eminem? fraud ass bitch

  • nick

    I was pondering this on the bus home, do you have to buy special jeans when you have a huge arse, or do you just buy an extra large waisted pair and pull it in with a belt, or is elasticated the way to go ……….. ?

  • FooFight

    Being as Bryan loves me so much, I’ll just leave it at this:

  • sbd

    A noble sentiment in song, perhaps. But his ass still looks really fake.

  • WhimsyCotton

    His ass definitely looks real to me, but his videos are far too cringey to watch – regardless of how hot he is.

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  • kkdd1

    I would kiss his ass right b4 FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF HIM !!!

  • RBLover

    very nice to watch with the sound muted! Bryan dear if you’re reading: get some sleep, or stop using drugs if that’s the case.

  • Justin Trenton

    he should at least do a video where he shows off his hole.

  • AdamT