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- Four Tennessee Cops Fired For Fucking Female Officer While On Duty
- Arkansas Law Will Classify Drag Shows As Adult Businesses
- Diamond Of “Diamond And Silk” Fame Is Dead
- Marjorie Taylor Greene Locked Out Of Twitter For Copyright Infringement After Posting Video Using Dr. Dre Song
- Florida Man Arrested For Killing Online Hookup Who Bit His Penis During Sex
- Journalists Detained After Video Of South Sudan President Peeing His Pants Goes Viral
- MAGA Wannabes Storm Presidential Palace In Brazil While Psychotic Ex-President Hides Out In Florida (Of Course)
- Madonna Secretly Planning 40th Anniversary “Greatest Hits” Tour
- Brazilian/Black/Latino/Jew”ish” Republican Congressman George Santos Flashes White Power Symbol While Voting For Kevin McCarthy
- Great Salt Lake Set To Evaporate Within 5 Years
- Prolific Character Actor Earl Boen Dead At 81
- Elon Musk Secures World Record For Largest-Ever Loss Of Personal Fortune
- Ron Jeremy To Be Declared Incompetent To Stand Trial For Rape
- Republican Lunges At Matt Gaetz For Not Voting For Speaker Kevin McCarthy
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- Film Festival Canceled Due To Turkey’s Ban Of Gay Daniel Craig Movie
- Racist Text Messages Sent To Black People Day After Election: “You’ve Been Selected To Pick Cotton At Plantation”
- RIP: Tony Todd Dead At 69
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- 43 Monkeys Escape From South Carolina Vaccine Research Lab
- Giuliani Faces Prison Unless He Gives Property To Election Workers He Defamed By Thursday
- Evangelical Christian And CEO Of MAGA Voting Group Arrested For Child Porn
- California Amends State Constitution To Enshrine Right To Gay Marriage, Removes Prop 8 Ban
- No One Cares About America: Election Night TV Ratings Plunge 25%
- Peanut Owner Says He’s Not Using Killing Of Squirrel To Promote His OnlyFans
- Demi Moore On U.S. Election: “America Is Built On Puritans, Religious Fanatics, And Criminals”
- Tucker Carlson Claims Abortions Cause Hurricanes
- Georgia Polling Stations Temporarily Shut Down Due To Russian Bomb Threat
- First Polls Close In New Hampshire With Trump And Harris Tied
- Naked Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Masturbating In Stolen Truck Filled With Dildos And Drugs
- Music Legend Quincy Jones Dead At 91
- John Oliver On Voters Undecided About Trump Vs. Harris: “Like Debating Which Color To Paint The Living Room When Your House Is On Fucking Fire”
- MAGAts Already Planning To Overthrow Government When Trump Loses
- Dozens Of People Run Over By Out Of Control Car Doing Donuts During California Street Takeover: “This Shit’s Fire, Bro!”
- Washington State Activates National Guard To Quell “Election-Related Unrest”
- Surprise: Kamala Takes Lead In IOWA Poll
- What Happens If There’s An Electoral College Tie?
- “Dead-Heat” Polls Likely Bogus, Say Experts
- Kamala Harris Releases Closing Ad Ahead Of Tuesday
- Trump Simulates Performing Blowjob At Wisconsin Rally
- Global Outrage Over New York Raid On Animal Sanctuary And Murder Of Pet Squirrel
- MAGA Maniac Violently Assaults Group Of Black Female Election Workers After Being Asked To Remove Anti-Biden Hat In Polling Place
- RIP: TGI Fridays Shuts Down 50 More Restaurants, Prepares To File For Bankruptcy
- Muscular Half Naked Man Running On Bay Area Freeway Attempts To Jump In Family’s Car
- LOL: Trump Sues CBS For $10 Billion Dollars Over Harris 60 Minutes Interview
- John Oliver On Trump Stooge Lee Greenwood And His Horrific Song
- Spain Searches For Bodies After Once-In-A-Century Flood Kills 160+
- Residents Of San Francisco’s Mission District Divided Over Road Barriers To Block Hookers And Johns
- Elon Musk Ordered To Appear In Philadelphia Court After Being Sued For $1 Million “Giveaway” To Trump Voters
- Naked Georgia Lesbians Arrested For Grinding Their Pussies Together On Patch Of Grass Outside McDonald’s
- Billboard Depicting Kamala Harris Engaged In Sex Act Removed From Ohio Highway
- Trailer For Daniel Craig In Queer
- MAGA Maniac Who Planned To Murder Nancy Pelosi Sentenced To Life In Prison
- Teri Garr, Star Of Tootsie And Young Frankenstein, Dead At 79
- Kari Lake Still Refuses To Concede 2022 Election In Grueling CNN Interview
- Trump’s Klan Rally And Puerto Rico Fallout Spreading Like Wildfire In Pennsylvania
- Authorities Launch “Interagency Operation” At Federal Jail Holding Austin Wolf, P. Diddy
- 200,000(!) Subscribers Cancel Washington Post After Billionaire Ghoul Blocks Harris Endorsement In Fear Of Trump
- Trump Begins Final Week Of Campaign With Klan Rally Insulting Blacks, Latinos, Puerto Ricans, And Hillary Clinton
- James Carville Calls Out Desperate-For-Ratings Media For Coverage Of Trump And Phony “Horse Race” Polling
- Timothée Chalamet Surprises Fans At Timothée Chalamet Lookalike Contest
- Handful Of Quisling Faggots Outnumbered By Nazi Straights At Brain Dead Log Cabin Republican Rally For Trump
