After Turning 30, This Man Discovered He Had A Big Cock. You’ll Never Guess What He Did Next.

Posted August 21, 2017 by with 51 comments

1991_chaosmen_cayden_solo_hires_030Today’s new ChaosMen model, Cayden, is a lot of fun for a variety of reasons.

First and foremost, his big ass dick:

1991_chaosmen_cayden_solo_hires_0321991_chaosmen_cayden_solo_hires_037 1991_chaosmen_cayden_solo_hires_038Also, his opening interview is revealing, as he explains how everything changed for him once he transitioned from his 20’s to his 30’s (Cayden is now 33).

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In his 20’s, Cayden was a bottom. But when he turned 30, he discovered he had a big cock, so he decided he “may as well use it,” and he became a top! This makes an incredible amount of sense, tbh, and it’s always inspiring to see someone realize their full potential!

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Big-dicked tops are important to gay porn (and to everyday life in general), so congrats to Cayden on becoming the big-dicked top he was always meant to be.

Also in his 20’s: Cayden used to be into older and “mature” guys, but after turning 30, he decided to go for younger guys who are “jockish.”

1991_chaosmen_cayden_solo_hires_048 1991_chaosmen_cayden_solo_hires_049Cayden is verbally aggressive and quite rough, so much so that he even starts angrily shouting at his own dick! It’s almost as if he’s ordering the big cock to cum, as he yells, “Come on, fucker!” (The cock does in fact cum a few seconds later.)

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Given how loud, horny, and voyeuristic Cayden is, he should be back for more soon, hopefully. Trailer (watch full scene here):

[ChaosMen: Cayden]

  • marcuz86

    I wish Griffin take this cock in his ass.

  • Todd

    He’s going to Disney ??

  • Ricky

    “Big-dicked tops are important to gay porn (and to everyday life in general)”

    These are the greatest of words.

  • scorpio

    Not saying he’s ugly but the face and body don’t belong in porn

    • Xzamilloh

      If Cutler X can be in porn, this dude can be in porn.

      • Jay

        Cutler has 2/3. Face isn’t the best but everything else is fine. Especially considering peers his age in the industry.

    • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

      I agree, he has no ass. He looks like he’s never worked out in his entire life. Horrible body.

    • Where is this big dick I was promised?

      At best it looks a little skinny and kind of on the medium+ size.

      Maybe with the right GoPro angle it gets better?

      • lordgabux

        hahahahahaa you demon hahahahahaha #GoPro hahahahaahha

  • Xzamilloh

    Cute. Still waiting on Vander and Gerard. Or Gerard and Alonso. Or Gerard, Vander and Alonso. Or the new Chaos Men escorting service, with Gerard.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c31d6868fda99978fbfcb38ab1086b05c82d302014aa712b1fe98f4869c5a97e.gif

  • Elitist
    • Marik Ishtar

      If there was any doubt he was a bottom.

    • Xzamilloh

      Right? I was half expecting to see a tramp stamp and frosted tips on the hair. Like, really bring the Spring Break Daytona class of ’99 realness to life or don’t even bother, gurl!!!

  • Tim

    imagining any number of pairings for him with other similarly hung studs who can show him with equipment like that on both ends he doesn’t have to choose. that is a nice ass too.

  • Zealot

    In his 20’s, Cayden was a bottom. But when he turned 30, he discovered he had a big cock, so he decided he “may as well use it,” and he became a top!

    The inference being that bottoms don’t use their cocks!? I’m appalled. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86d889bce1a43602c5a463190a8089131921ae307606aaabff4a96466c2721c8.jpg

    P.S. In some of those shots, I would predict he hasn’t left bottoming that far behind….just sayin’

  • Scrapple

    Everyone knows when a gay turns thirty he is scheduled to be vaporized so that his ashes might nourish a new crop of gaybies. I’m not sure how he escaped that fate.

    I’m going to assume he learned how to jerk off by watching Tyler Posey vids.

  • Marik Ishtar

    I’ll just go ahead and say this here:
    -The palm size of a man is around 3 inches for smaller hands and 3.5in. for larger/taller men.
    -The average length between belly button and groin is 8 inches.

    Use this to measure a guys dick from pictures.

  • #FearlessFanatic ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜ

    Not saying he’s ugly…but he ain’t cute either. Average joe body, the dick is nothing to brag about, looks like he has no ass at all, scrawny arms, the face is meh… I hate to be this blunt but the article title was misleading LOL

    • nick

      I was thinking he’d be better off at Like E’m Straight, or somewhere like that, where you expect that kind of “look”

      • lordgabux

        right?

  • sxg

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a40f72b88d0728b3dc83da6096d5554c8c4c69752b22ccda2ed60db280bbcb87.gif
    Why the hell does he exist? Not just in porn, but in general? ChaosMen really is desperate when they can’t find models hotter than the studio owner.

  • John M

    It looks slightly bigger than average at best and frankly it’s kind of ugly, almost misshapen.

    I mean I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for it, especially if he was a bottom but it’s nothing I would brag about.

  • badgamer1967
  • Schnitzel

    “Come on, fucker!”- Okay that was pretty hot, but dude is just so so

  • James Johnson III

    I’m *living* for this!

  • Dana Rimons

    Yea…..

    No.

  • Pertinax

    Gays got accostumed with muscles in porn and I think, gays, more than the main society were guided by media to give too much value to them. Youth, good health, success, social acceptance, happiness became linked with a body said ” in shape “. If in the past a thin body was sufficient ( Like Veruscka or Twiggy ), today it needs to be worked to be considered beautiful. Something to be associated with to go to the gym as much as one can and take a routine as hard as possible became to be sean as a positive habit. How much of it was ‘ made’ to sell gym paraphernalia, clothes, protein, pills, roids etc. To have a muscled bodie also meens that you have time and money to spend in it wich is a signal of status exactly like the tanned skin became in the 20’s when only the idle rich people had spare time and could afford a trip to the Italian Riviera or Côte d’Azur … The same occur with plastic surgery, botox etc
    To see a ‘ natural ‘ body like this is refreshing. Nothing against the muscle mary’s esthetic but I think his body is beautiful and desirable too. Someone said that ” the gym is the gay man’s church ” and I agee with him …

  • QuantiCat

    I will never be able to not see Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec when looking at this guy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/14a7d73e014233023a41ed2fde415f529eb54542e107b0f002fc4652958dbc7b.gif

  • C A

    No. I don’t want none of this.

  • Adi Dunbar

    Actually some of us prefer this type of body to muscular/ripped in porn. I think his cock is “decent” rather than “big”

  • emercycrite

    He’s horrifying.

  • lordgabux

    That is the kind of guy the dad in “Shameless” would give a BJ. He looks like he would be at home there…