“So, That’s What Nine Inches Looks Like…”

Posted April 4, 2016 by with 35 comments

Screen Shot 2016-04-04 at 3.54.38 PMMany gay porn studios exaggerate the length of their performers’ penises in scene descriptions and model stats pages. Some gay porn studios even go so far as to Photoshop their performers’ cocks in images to make them appear longer and thicker. Either practice is always a weird and pointless thing to do, considering that once the video starts playing, viewers can tell when a cock is not nine inches—and they can also see that the cock in the video is not the same size as the Photoshopped cock in the pics.

Thankfully, none of this trickery is necessary in today’s ChaosMen’s update, as the cock on display is a true 9-inch cock, just as the write-up for Kirkland states:

Kirkland is a hot daddy type! He has kids and works in the fitness industry. He seems like a stable guy. At 33 he has had only two long term relationships, and does not like to be single. And he just recently single again, but vows to not jump into another relationship right away. It is ‘me’ time for him.

1763_chaosmen_kirkland_solo_hires_021Since he is in such great shape, and has a 9″ cock, he thought maybe he could pick up some extra money doing a solo and oral, and would see about doing more at later date. Just dipping the tip of his ginormous cock in the porn pool!

1763_chaosmen_kirkland_solo_hires_024I hope he does come back. With a hot body, amazing cock, and great sexual energy, I will be sad if he doesn’t at least come back and fuck a guy. The dude was very turned on during the shoot, so definitely a natural exhibitionist. We just need to move past his limits.

I still don’t understand why ChaosMen needs to tell us about these gay-for-pay guys having kids, but maybe knowing that someone is a real-life dad is a turn-on. The write-up ends with some very good news:

He will be back next week to see if someone else can make that big gun spurt! In the meantime, he handles his tool like a pro and showers himself with his own cum!

Nice. ChaosMen has several great cocksuckers, so I assume they brought in someone experienced to handle Kirkland next week. In the meantime, more from his solo:
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[ChaosMen.com: Kirkland]

 

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