MISS ME?

Posted May 15, 2014 by with 29 comments

Screen Shot 2014-05-15 at 9.27.20 AMYou didn’t really think he was gone, did you? Despite being fired (or quitting, depending on which version of events you believe) from NextDoorStudios nearly a year ago, gay-for-pay porn star Cody Cummings is making his predictable return to gay porn, and it’s with NextDoorStudios. The site just published his comeback teaser this morning. Orange you glad they were able to make amends?

24970_11-e1344459910215Before he “retired,” Cody Cummings spent the better part of a decade jacking off, letting other gay men jack him off, fucking women, letting other gay men suck his dick, simulating anal sex by standing in a darkened room and placing his limp dick within inches of another man’s ass and dry humping the air, letting other gay men eat Lucky Charms out of his ass, and—one time—using his knee to massage another man’s butt cheek. I can’t wait to see what he won’t do next.

milkedJust last March, Cody threatened to make a return to porn on the straight side, but they obviously didn’t want him there. So, it’s back to letting guys pour milk in his asshole.

One of the reasons Cody Cummings cited for leaving last year was that his 15-year-old daughter wouldn’t speak to him due to his work as a gay porn performer (in fairness to Cody, he never really did perform in any gay porn, so…), but maybe the daughter has learned to embrace her meh-for-pay dad? Or, maybe Cody finally gave up on trying to have a relationship with his daughter? Either way, I’m sure you care.

And I hope you’re sitting down, because Cody Cummings’ big comeback scene is……wait for it……a solo jerk off clip.

And here’s a longer clip, which is completely and totally unlike anything you have ever seen before from Cody Cummings. Brace yourself:

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  • James Withers

    Oh, well. The trolls will have a wonderful time having a fit about the dude. Here is what I don’t get. If folk don’t like a meh performer, then don’t watch his vids. Sort of simple.

    • Guest

      But it’s so fun to point and laugh at a gay porn star who wants to be straight soooooooooo bad.

    • Alan

      Yep, hating Cody is more effort than it’s worth!

      • David Reardon

        Then don’t bloody well bother!

    • Estelle

      So says the queen that defends this shitstain.

      • James Withers

        Reading comprehension isn’t a strength, is it sweetie? Didn’t defend him. Unless in your small world calling a performer “meh” qualifies as a defense. Did say not watching his “work” is easy. Just don’t think he’s worth all the attention.

        • Estelle

          Shouldn’t you be buying a gift for Marcus Mojo’s baby? Dear people aren’t watching his videos, nor the Next Door Male videos. They are in a freefall now. Before he left, his site was plummeting. Austin Wilde and Rod Daily’s websites were the only two that did okay. Wilde’s highly publicized departure put them in freefall.

          After how they treated their models this is schadenfreude.

          • James Withers

            This has zip to do with what I wrote. Were we discussing Mojo? But I get it. You need to stew in some moral outrage about NDS. Cool. Have it.

          • Estelle

            Blah, blah, blah. No ones having a fit snookums but you. Irony isn’t your forte is it. Moral outrage? Bitch please. NDM has become too irrelevant to have any “moral outrage” about. Most of us see it for what it is, a last ditch effort by a quickly diminishing porn company, and rapid aging performer who has failed at life.

    • David Reardon

      AMEN!

  • ArtPop93

    CLASSIC…

  • NG212

    Is it me or is he starting to look old?

    And just when I thought NDS was making progress. They’re still a ways off, but it’s like they just took a step back.

    Unless he’s getting fucked bareback, bye girl.

    • Estelle

      Zach used to put up this great photo of him where he looked in his 50’s. Yes his face is starting to look old. Spending part of your life in a tanning bed for a better part of 20 years will do that to you. Plus the drugs and alcohol. He had to have been close to broke, then again Next Door Male is offering $3 memberships so they both may be in a similar boat.

      • zach

        :-)

  • Cosmic

    Eh…He’s good looking but I’m not into G4P guys.

  • Bull

    I’m sure it’s going to be the same old shit as before. The guy at NDS must have it really bad for old CC

  • GN

    I wish I could personally cut off the hand of any gay male who puts a cent of his money into Cody Cumming’s pocket. It’s an affront to us all. Stop enabling straight douches like him. Do you hate yourself that much?

    • McM.

      Once saw him strip in SF. He barely moved, walked around the stage bobbing his head to the music, and went up to guys and waited for them to give him money. His scenes are a bore, but irl he’s just as boring yet gives off this vibe of ENTITLEMENT that some guys respond to.

      It was annoying to witness.

    • Zealot

      AMEN!

    • James Withers

      Very Sharia lawish of you.

      • David Reardon

        I agree 100%!

    • David Reardon

      GN – guys like you make me sick. Whether you’re gay or straight, if you don’t like Cody (which I personally do) then don’t watch, stop bitching and get on with your life. And, by the way, Cody came out as gay 2 years ago!

  • buffy2004

    of all the good retired models that could come back cody is the one who do it. he is completely ridiculous but the people who keep paying for watching him do nothing is the same. I hope he retire again soon and for good.

  • He is as wanted and relevant as the payphone in the background, Don’t buy his video beyond the one person who will pay for it and pirate it!

  • Elitist

    This is literally my worst nightmare come to life.

  • Roary

    I think he’s hot, screw the haters!
    Would I buy a membership? No.
    Do I wanna see him bottom? Hell Yes.
    Will it ever happen? Probably not on camera…

    • David Reardon

      I’m like you and think Cody is HOT but I wouldn’t buy a membership UNLESS Cody bottomed – it would be worth it just to see that.

  • DarthKitsune

    I pray I have a brain aneurism soon, this guy is an annoying and obstreperous asshole.

    • David Reardon

      Obstreperous – odd choice of words!?