Cody Cummings’ Worst Gay Porn Moments, Ranked

Posted November 20, 2014 by with 21 comments

tumblr_mljk1gvxYB1s02cq8o1_500Why does everyone hate human beef jerky stick Cody Cummings so much? There are probably a lot of reasons! But, his simulated gay anal sex scenes and public statements about his sexuality have to rank high on the list. Also, the vomit-inducing way he licks his hand.

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But, what are Cody Cummings’ most offensive, most disgusting moments of all time? In honor of his “comeback” being launched today on his revamped site, here’s a ranking of the 12 worst Cody Cummings gay porn moments of all time.

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12. The time he thought he was important enough to have a personal assistant. Remember Paige?

cody3-e136441012519711. The time he used his toes to jerk off Hunter Page.

10. The time he said he was bisexual.

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9. The time he said he was not bisexual.

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8. The time he used his knee to massage Donny Wright’s ass.

codygirls7. The time we all learned about his mentally ill female fanbase, “Cody’s Girls,” which was led by the very deranged “Jeanne Marie.”

straight6. The time he said he needed boobs.

9346_01_015. The time he had fake gay anal sex with Brandon Lewis.

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4. The time he had fake gay anal sex with Jay Cloud.

28944_13-e13547373428153. The time he had fake gay anal sex with Joey Hard.

9843_01_012. The time he had fake gay anal sex with Anthony Romero.

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results, what does that say about Cody Cummings and his fans?

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And the #1 worst moment in Cody Cummings’ gay porn history is…

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1. His 16-minute “retirement video” from 2013, in which Cody Cummings lashes out at NextDoorStudios for not giving him enough bi and straight scenes, threatens to sue for the rights to his name, and—in the excerpt above—admits that a gay porn site where someone is just getting blowjobs all the time is “weak,” “boring,” and not something he would “want to sell.”

Cody Cummings launched his gay porn comeback today…with a new scene in which he receives a blowjob. Memberships are on sale for $1.00.

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