Gay Porn Star Cole Claire Celebrates The Release Of His Final Helix Scene By Wishing For Sacks Of Shit To Be Set On Fire

Posted May 22, 2018 by with 103 comments

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Well, here’s one way to make an exit.

Cole Claire has appeared in over a dozen Helix Studios scenes since last summer, but he’s just revealed to his fans that his final Helix scene was released tonight:

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In the moments leading up to the scene’s release, Cole took to Twitter to share what appear to be his thoughts on his former Helix co-stars, Joey Mills and Angel Rivera. In a response to gay porn star Ben Masters’ tweet about Joey Mills wearing his clothes (which, presumably, Joey would’ve acquired via Ben’s ex-boyfriend, Angel Rivera, whom Ben claimed was having an affair with Joey), Cole Claire wrote, “They’re both sacks of shit that oughta be set on fire and thrown in a dumpster”:

cole1By any reasonable interpretation, Cole Claire was obviously talking about Joey Mills and Angel Rivera (or, possibly Joey Mills and the clothes), and Ben Masters responded to Cole by telling him that Joey could keep the shirt, because it was “old and raggedy.” Ben included a photo of Joey wearing the shirt in his tweet, which was a screenshot taken from Angel Rivera’s Snapchat:

cole76Str8UpGayPorn reached out to Cole Claire to tell him that joking about wishing for two people to be violently killed wasn’t really that funny.

cole4Then, several minutes later, Cole Claire decided to backpedal by claiming that he was referring to “the prank of lighting dog poop on fire and throwing it in an empty dumpster.” Huh?

colepoopIn addition to Cole Claire not making any sense (nowhere in his exchange with Ben Masters about Joey Mills wearing Ben’s clothes was there any mention of or correlation to dog poop), the dog poop “prank” actually involves setting bags of flaming poop onto people’s doorsteps, not into empty dumpsters. But, maybe this is all just some kind of mixed metaphor that I’m unable to understand.

collepop4Prior to Cole Claire’s tweets to Ben Masters about setting Joey Mills and Angel Rivera bags of dog poop on fire, Str8UpGayPorn asked him why he was leaving Helix, and he responded by claiming that he asked Helix to release him from his exclusive contract, and he is now considering other options:

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Cole Claire’s final Helix scene, co-starring Landon Vega, is live here.

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