Today In People Being Butt Fucked While Stuck Between Elevator Doors: Phoenix Leo Tops Oliver Marks In Men.com's Devil Wears Prada Gay Porn Parody
Based on the mixed reviews for The Devil Wears Prada 2 coming out tomorrow, I think this Men.com gay porn parody released today, The Demon Twink Wears Nada, might actually be better? Given the state of the dying Hollywood studio system that’s plagued by tired reboots and worthless sequels, it shouldn’t be a surprise that gay porn is more enjoyable, not to mention more affordable. A Men.com trial membership to watch this scene (and thousands of other scenes) is $1, while an adult movie ticket in southern California to see just this one movie costs $26 fucking dollars! Plus, there’s a $2 “fee” (for literally nothing), for a total of $28 motherfucking dollars!
If you’re a pig like me and want a soda (Diet Cherry Coke), popcorn (extra butter and salt), and candy (Sour Patch Kids), you’re looking at spending $70 for a shitty movie that’ll be free on one of the streaming sites in two months. Side note: There have only been five tickets sold for tomorrow night’s premiere at the best movie theater in Orange County, which has the largest screen in California. Yikes.
But, I digress. Here’s the preview for the hottest and most perfect man in gay porn, Oliver Marks, being fucked bareback while he’s stuck in between elevator doors in The Demon Twinks Wears Nada. Oliver’s hunky and hung bald top is Phoenix Leo:
As you’ll recall, Joey Mills was similarly fucked in an elevator nearly six years ago, so just like Hollywood, Men.com obviously likes to do the same thing over and over and over again, too. Here’s the Joey scene with JJ Knight (watch full scene here):
And here’s the new scene with Oliver and Phoenix (watch full scene here):
