If You Were Diego Sans, Who Would You Rather Fuck: Vadim Black Or Jaxx Thanatos?

Posted December 2, 2018 by with 34 comments

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In Men.com’s latest scene, “2 Bottoms 1 Top,” Diego Sans has to decide whether he wants to fuck Vadim Black or newcomer Jaxx Thanatos. (Diego Sans, an award-winning top, has not bottomed in over 275 years, so don’t think for a second that he was going to be playing one of the bottoms in this scene.) Because this is a gay porn scene, Diego obviously ends up fucking both of the bottoms.

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If you were Diego Sans and you had to choose between one of these two bottoms (and, unlike in the scene, you could only fuck one), which one would you fuck?


Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: Diego Sans Fucks Vadim Black And Jaxx Thanatos]

  • Josh in OR

    If I HAD to pick, I’d prolly hate-fuck Vadim Black, even though he’s a self-loathing closet case/straight guy with no other bankable skills who is just ‘doing it for the money’ and hating every second. He’s just more physically appealing to me, even if his personality and views on his work are garbage.

    I would insist on him not speaking. And I would insist on no drugs, whether the performative or recreational kind. Only caveats…

  • Xzamilloh

    I would fuck Thanatos, only because Vadim Black is not thick enough to justify his personality.

  • Two Cents

    I’m eatin that Jaxx booty first then I’m gonna burry this bone in the backyard. Vadim can kick rocks cause I need that booty not a butt.

    • NTNT

      HA!!!

  • Hari Kalyan

    lol that title really leaves nothing to the imagination about this scene

  • Caesarimp

    “Jaxx Thanatos”? We’re really running out of porn names aren’t we

  • Neil

    I like the use of the phone with the cracked screen.

  • Marcus Collack

    I voted and though I thought Vadim Black wouldn’t be in the lead, deep down, I knew he would be leading…whew child…the issues.

  • Baradude

    Give me the beefy one! Also how long is Diego gonna keep this only top thing going? You have Paddy O’Brien and willam seed bottoming now and they were mainly tops…..your wasting your brazilian booty! 2019 needs to be the year Diego returns to bottoming!

    • e jerry powell

      I seem to remember Paddy being quite taken by some dildos early on, though, and unabashedly so.

  • Dashown Riley

    1 Top ? Where?

  • Tempest

    Barton’s ass needs to be explored more.

  • Philip Broad

    Is “Jaxx Thanatos” Greek for “I’ve got an enormous arse”?

  • Cosmic

    They both look so thrilled to be there.

  • No_No_No_Yes
    • e jerry powell

      I’d pay to see that. (But not for the full month.)

      • No_No_No_Yes

        I’d watch ANY of his Randy Blue scenes before I would his redundant assed Men scenes.

        • e jerry powell

          I know not this Randy Blue of which you speak. Perhaps it is a colorful weather pattern?

    • Cosmic

      Why do I feel like most of the guys on a porn set have that expression whenever the cameras aren’t on them?

      • No_No_No_Yes

        Well tbh it is what they do for a living lol.

        • Cosmic

          True but the way most of them go on and on about how much they love doing porn you think they’d be more…enthusiastic.

          • No_No_No_Yes

            LOL BB this is Vadim we are talking about here.

  • Kevin Jones

    Fuck them both!

  • Tom

    If I were Diego I would start bottoming!

  • Hernan Berny

    If I were Diego I would ditch those two and fuck myself.

  • AJ’s Black Widow

    The thick one.

  • e jerry powell

    Thick booty, but…

    Thanatos? Really?

    Did mo30 let him pick that out himself?

    Well, I guess “Aquaman” would have been too much of an obvious ripoff. This kid is probably more of a DC comiics addict that a student of classical mythology, so I guess it’s a wash.

    Now, back to that thick ass.

  • Jaxx Thanatos, without question. I love me some thick. 💜

  • nick

    Diego really needs a fucking haircut, it looks like a black sheep.

  • Diego is so fucking hot. Fortunately he is brazilian.

  • Cosmic

    Can I choose none of the above and can I be Chris Hemsworth instead…okay any Hemsworth?

  • Kamikapse

    Definitely Vadim.. not interested in cut dudes…