Which One Of The Six “Sacred Band Of Thebes” Orgy Participants Would You Like To Fuck The Most?

Posted December 13, 2018 by with 43 comments

7All six are extremely fuckable, but which “Sacred Band Of Thebes” orgy participant is the most fuckable for you personally?

19While only four of the six men are bottoming in this orgy finale (Ryan Bones and, surprise, Diego Sans, do not get fucked in this scene), let’s pretend you’ve been added as a seventh gay porn star in this scene, and you’ve been given the chance to fuck one of them. Who is your dream bottom, and which ass would you most like to be inside?

William Seed:

3

Ryan Bones (he looks the hottest in this scene, in my opinion):

5

JJ Knight:

2

Diego Sans:

1

D.O.:

4

François Sagat:

6Remember, you can only pick one:


And, once you’re done fantasizing, the actual scene—directed by Alter Sin—is very good:

8 17 1821Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: JJ Knight, Diego Sans, D.O., William Seed, François Sagat, And Ryan Bones Orgy]

  • Satyros

    Ummm….all of them?

  • Ceecee

    Yaaas more William Seed bottoming.
    I dunno what it is, but Ryan Bones is the one least doing it for me.

    He checks a lot of the same boxes as William, but I feel like his ink is much worse and I don’t really get the fantasy.

    Honorable mention goes to Diego’s fur and D.O.’s abs.

  • TheSagaOf

    I want to love this and I should ’cause all of these guys are a bajillion times hotter than I could ever dream of being but orgies are just too busy for my tiny brain.

    • Hari Kalyan

      Same. There’s such a thing as too much of a good thing. Orgy scenes are rarely ever shot and edited to my liking. I like intimate focus on people making (somewhat) of a connection through mutual admiration and intense enjoyment of their bodies. You don’t get that with the shotgun editing style of most porn studios.

      • Ty Huber

        Yep. While I find the idea of an orgy to be really exciting, it doesn’t make for great porn. BelAmi orgies are a different category due to the extraordinary beauty of the models but suffer the same fate: too much going on. Still shots of orgies are often interesting, and it could be a goldmine for VR production when that gets up to speed; imagine being able to stroll around the crowd and watch your favorite bits instead of having to suffer through the disjointed music video style edits.

  • FieldMedic

    I’m torn, I’d really like to fuck William Seed, but the chance to give one to Diego who hasn’t bottomed since Randy Blue is awfully tempting.

  • Maximus

    I voted for JJ. Gay, cut cock, the fewest tattoos, no ridiculous haircut or facial hair.

  • FrenchBug

    Gotta love the hard work that goes behind making a promotional poster… that lists one performer twice and forgets another one.
    I assume it is the same genius who misspelled Leo Giamani’s name in the promotional material for that scene a month or so ago. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8bc92a136041167602def106dfeb4e0027bf3cc4783e99a7509b04e2f035071e.jpg

    • No_No_No_Yes

      LOL, it matches the half assed production perfectly. The fucking was a cardboard as the cartoon.

      • Tempest

        B…but it’s Alter Sin, what happened here?

        • No_No_No_Yes

          It was alter something alright, I doubt I would call it SIN. More like “Time to make the doughnuts”.

    • sxg

      Omg of all the names to forget, Diego Sans??? His future hubby and MEN director Marc Macnamara will probably raise hell for this and have someone fired!

  • Xzamilloh

    DO… or Sagat.

    I feel insulted that you’d even have the other ones as an option.

  • Tom

    Any of them besides the crappy top who never bottoms

  • Tim

    Diego’s ass is almost perfect, but he never lets anyone in it on camera. If i were to top, it would be him. As far as the opposite, if you asked me who i’d take it from in this scene it would equally be JJ.

  • OverKill

    1. D.O.
    2. Francois Sagat
    3. William Seed
    4. Diego Sans (would have been higher if he goes back to being a versatile performer)
    5. Ryan Bones
    6. JJ Knight

  • wdeee

    I’ll always have a soft (or hard depending on your interpretation ) spot for William and Ryan. They’re ridiculously hot and yes they’re straight and somewhat limited but they’re unproblematic and put on good performances. They can do no wrong in my eyes. Shoot me. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8730817dd0435fd81b737ed89137632dc5e341e9bbf8079b34ac9c9ae4739d26.gif

  • TruthTeller2020

    D.O
    Francois Sagat
    JJ Knight
    William Seed

    Ryan Bones
    Diego Sans

    In that order.

    Looks like William Seed stole the show. Francois, JJ and D.O came through. Diego Sans and Ryan Bones are the weakest links here

  • Northboy691

    1. If he’ll bottom again, Diego.
    2. William Seed.
    3. Francois Sagat
    4. D.O.
    5. Ryan Bones
    6. JJ Knight

  • Dot Beech

    How can a man with a giant tattoo where his hair ought to be find fame as an object of desire? I will never understand it.

  • Wowboy33

    If I’m topping William Seed, but let’s be honest I’d much rather bottom for all these guys, and if that happened I’d choose Ryan Bones

  • No_No_No_Yes

    Disturbing. LOL! Al ya’ll bitches that actually watched this scene and saw that rash on William’s ass and STILL picked him.. get thee to a clinic, I know you gotta have somethin.

    Even if I could get past the “Halloween USA” costumes (Seriously? buckles?), and the sight of Diego’s horrific hair helmet, and ignored the ridiculous “we all need to fuck to pay homage to the Gods” part ( I literally laughed out loud ) Set aside the fact they and their “gear” miraculously made it through “battle” without as much as getting dusty (Honestly a high school drama teacher would have at least added some fake dirt and blood) then you get to the sex.

    Now I am no expert, but I have to believe after you have been out hacking your opponents to death, even a philistine is gonna want outta the battle gear before fucking. Small detail – maybe, but it would have at LEAST made part of this abortion watchable. Somebody could have at least cornrowed Diego’s fro – that shit was almost more distracting that the cheesy costumes, which not only distracted the fuck out of me – but seemed to really be hampering the performance. These guys were all layin there like they were strapped into straight jackets. William tugging his out of the way while getting blown – LOL, shit.

    Highlight – William grabbing Diego’s immense quaff with both hands and face fucking him.. at last a use was found for it. The fucking was mechanical, as one might expect given that they were all cropped onto a 6X4 table (amazed JJ didn’t get wood slivers in his dick) William’s over the top “porn face” and moaning.. ugh. There were a fiew good brief undercarriage shots, but the rest – they inexplicably blew way too much camera time on William, while D.O. was getting plowed by JJ. Rotating tops seemed straight out of SC’s recent debacle, this fucking scene was dull as fuck, and D.O. looked like he was way over it.

    I feel like they went to great trouble to waste a lot of the scene on William for no good reason. Anybody mistaking this as a good scene is getting paid for the opinion. I’d have rather just watched D.O. ride JJ’s dick and call it a day.

    • Maximus

      Actually, the ancient Babylonians had temples where “sacred prostitutes” would engage in sex acts in service of the god or goddess to whom the temple was dedicated. Patrons would donate goods to the temple in exchange. Also, in some temples, priestesses would perform an annual rite that involved having sex as a celebration of fertility. Temples with similar practices also existed in the neighboring civilizations of ancient Mesopotamia.

      • No_No_No_Yes
        • Maximus

          I’m talking about ancient sex rituals, and you’re bored?! What would it take for me to entertain you?!…… Don’t answer that.

          • No_No_No_Yes

            LOL the only thing ancient about this scene was the idea. Anybody else could have tossed a couple naked guys in a tent and it would have been hotter. JJ sitting on Diego’s dick looked positively miserable, D.O. looked more pissed than turned on William’s moans were so forced I think it was making the rest cringe.

            Dude – Diego’s hair didn’t even want to be there.

            Then you have that train wreck of a set, looked more like a bad garage sale. You are a multi billion dollar porn machine.. Multi. Billion.

            Hang your damn heads.

          • Maximus

            It’s your own fault for so much as watching the preview. I know better, which is why I’m not bothered like you are right now. Not that I don’t appreciate your outrage. It’s always comforting to come across other people who are as frequently and vehemently indignant as I am.

          • No_No_No_Yes
          • Maximus

            I would marry Zach Efron in a second if my true love, Colton Haynes, didn’t exist. I’ve had a hard-on for him since seeing him shirtless in High School Musical. I was like, “I know I’m supposed to be attracted to Vanessa Hudgens, but I’m only turned on by Zach Efron.” I can’t believe that it was about two more years before I realized that I was gay.

    • TruthTeller2020

      Well William Seed bottomed for everyone. Probably why he got the most screen time. Yeah, the razor bump rash was distracting.

      • No_No_No_Yes

        It’s pretty clear MindFuck is staging it’s next gen “stars”, they might do well to get the man fully trained before throwing him a bone.

        He’s got nothin on D.O.

  • No_No_No_Yes

    After just reading the piece on MindGeek, I seriously want to backup all my porn and destroy my computer.

  • Stiffy Stiffington

    those still pics crack me up.