Today In People Fucking Pringles Cans In Front Of People Who Have No Idea What’s Going On: Drake Von And Finn August Star In “Cock Soccer”
At first I thought the hot extra in this scene (above, far left) was gay porn star Damian Night, but it’s not, and I have no idea who he is. Whoever he is, he gets to sit beside big-dicked Drake Von while Finn August is jacking Drake off with a Pringles can, and because this is Men.com—the gay porn studio known for employing extras who are visually impaired—he of course has no idea what’s going on right next to him.
If you’re wondering why they’re wearing soccer uniforms and holding a soccer ball, it’s because they’re watching a soccer game on TV. This totally makes sense. How else would we know that they were watching a soccer game if it weren’t for the matching costumes and the ball?
I suppose it’s a sign of our troubled times, seeing a gay porn actor having to fuck an old metal can dusted with salt and dehydrated potatoes as lube. In Trump’s economy, people can’t afford Fleshjacks anymore. In fact, they’re even being forced to re-fuck the same Pringles cans that other actors used during the Biden presidency. As you’ll recall, Jake Preston fucked the exact same Pringles can back in 2022. Yikes:
Best of luck to Drake Von and Finn August, and hopefully the chafing from the old can wasn’t too bad. Thankfully, they do end up having traditional anal sex, sans Pringles, once the hot extra leaves. More:
Trailer (watch full scene here):
