Today In People Playing Trumpets While They Fuck: Drake Von Tops Troye Dean Bareback

Posted May 25, 2023 by with 11 comments

In terms of absurd Men.com scenes (well, this was technically released on Men sister site TwinkPop), this new one titled “Marching Band Cock Mates” might be one of the best of the year. And by “best,” I of course mean completely ridiculous.

From the corny costumes, the Party City “trumpets,” the nightmare-inducing music (your ears will never recover if you don’t tap the mute button before watching the scene), and the unnecessary violence, this is not only dumb, it’s downright insane? The unnecessary violence includes band members brutally beating the teacher (played by Johnny B., as seen above), knocking him unconscious, and dragging him out of the classroom so that two of the band members can fuck in peace.

Those horny band members are big-dicked bad boy Drake Von and ubiquitous twink Troye Dean, and as stupid as this whole mess is, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud at the faces they made while having sex.

draketr1You know you’ve got yourself some hot gay porn if you’re laughing out loud while you’re watching it, right?

draketr2 Gimmicks and nonsense aside, it is good to see Drake Von sucking cock, and the fucking isn’t bad. I also enjoyed Drake’s massive cum facial at the end.

draketr3draketr4It’s kind of cute that they go back to playing their fake trumpets after busting their nuts. Although, given this is gay porn (well, an attempt at gay porn, at least), I can’t believe the studio passed on the opportunity to have someone in the scene playing a flute, the gayest and most phallic musical instrument of all time. Then again, maybe a flute would’ve been too obvious. After all, Men.com is known for their subtlety.

draketr5Overall, if you don’t watch the first 10 minutes of this video, it’s decent. Trailer (watch full scene here):

[TwinkPop.com: Drake Von Fucks Troye Dean Bareback]