Which Gay Porn Threesome Would You Rather Join: The Bodybuilders Or The Twinks?

Posted August 29, 2014 by with 38 comments

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Two new gay porn three-ways have been released today, and they couldn’t be more different. One features hulking bodybuilders (and I use that term loosely—only one of them is a bodybuilder, while the other two are just beefy/chubby) and the other features slutty twinks. Which threesome would you rather join and turn into a fourgy?

First, it’s the Men.com threesome in which Zeb Atlas and Colby Jansen take turns fucking Jaxton Wheeler. It’s kind of embarrassing to put Zeb and Colby in the same scene together like this. Just saying…

TourOfDutyPart3DMH09 TourOfDutyPart3DMH08Clip from “Tour Of Duty 3” (watch full scene here):


[Men.com: Colby Jansen And Zeb Atlas Fucks Jaxton Wheeler]

Or, maybe you’d prefer to join big-dicked twink powertops Evan Parker and Kody Knight as they spit-roast powerbottom cutie Luke Allen for Helix Studios?

hx106_scene43_024 gay porn 3 wayClip (watch full scene here; Helix memberships are now $9.95/month for life):
 

[Helix Studios: Evan Parker And Kody Knight Fuck Luke Allen]
 

  • Odetofear

    I chose the slutty twinks, at least they’ll be into it. You should have chosen a gay bodybuilder 3way not a gay4pay.

  • Alan

    Neither.

  • sxg

    I vote for Jaxton Wheeler! And I guess that means Colby and Zeb

  • Iain Gardener

    Normally I would go for the bodybuilders, but I am so over G4Pers at the moment so I’ll take the twinks.

    • JJ24

      Colby isn’t G4P.

      • EithanVocarro

        What are you Colby’s greatest fanboi? ‘G4Pers’ doesn’t have to involve everyone in the scene, dumbass. 2/3 or even 1/3 would be sufficient.

        • JJ24

          I’m a fan of Colby, yes. I know that 2/3 or 1/3 is sufficient to refer to it as a G4P scene. Except the original comment meant 3/3 G4P. Dumbass if you looked at my other comment you would have seen I hate Zeb.

          • EithanVocarro

            “Normally I would go for the bodybuilders, but I am so over G4Pers at the moment so I’ll take the twinks.”

            No, that doesn’t even try to imply three, dipshit. Reading comprehension isn’t your forte. And you commented the same thing everywhere making SURE we all made the distinction. It’s ok, we’ll just assume Colby’s man boob asphyxiated you for a bit and you lost some brain cells vs. you just being naturally that fucking stupid. I also indicated nowhere that I give a fuck on your opinions of Zeb Atlas. There are three people in that scene.

          • JJ24

            Fuck off

          • EithanVocarro

            Lol. Someone calls you out logically on bullshit and this is your response. If you’re going to call someone a dumbass, better be sure you’re not being one—or expect all the earned vitriol you get.

          • JJ24

            Logically? Did you right the original comment? No so you don’t know what the original commenter meant. Second you want to have a logical conversation don’t call some one a dumbass and dipshit in every other line.

          • EithanVocarro

            LOL. Clearly, you don’t know how to analyze language and are attempting to sound intelligent. Yes, we can discern potential meaning for what the OP wrote. For instance, if he meant all three he could have said all three, as a previous commenter did. He did not, which renders 1, 2, or 3 being G4P OK in order to satisfy the necessary requirements to make his sentence true. That also makes your stupid distinction of ‘Colby is bi’ unnecessary, worthless, and superfluous—unless you’re just being an obnoxious fanboi (which you clearly are).

            That’s how logic works. Logic has nothing to do with insults. But see, you don’t know that because you have shit for brains. Do insults have anything to do with decency? Maybe. With manners? Perhaps. But I consider it polite to call a spade a spade; and you, sir, are a fucktard.

            PS: it is ‘write’ and not ‘right’.

          • JJ24

            Like I said unless you wrote said comment you don’t know the intent. You refuse to have a civil conversation so I stand by my fuck off or is your ass so clenched you can’t comprehend.

            Sincerely, go fuck yourself.

          • EithanVocarro

            Again, clearly you are way too too fucking stupid to comprehend sentences beyond, ‘I like penis.’

            Also, if you can’t make a decision on what the person meant, then you also can’t say he meant Colby is G4P. Making your comment once again useless. So either you can or you can’t, which is it. You are the never ending gift of fucktardery. LOL.

          • JJ24

            FUCK OFF!

          • James

            Clearly your the biggest douche in the universe.

  • BLACKSTEEL

    What happen to the neither of the above option ?

    • OneOfTheManyChris

      Zach left it off because he wanted a fight in the comments.

      I’ll vote for the twinks because I really find steroids a turn off. I like my men with human hormones only.

  • Mihcael Davies

    Three “straight” men having a threesome or three skinny dudes having a threesome…. I think i’ll pass on both. NEXT!!!

    • BlogZilla

      Then what would you prefer, pot bellies, obesity, 90 year olds, crooked teeth, oily hair? Wow, great taste you have :/

      • Mihcael Davies

        Are trying to be funny or sarcastic? You failed!! I would prefer 3 hot GAY men in scene with muscles and passion. That’s too much to ask for? SMDH at you

        • BlogZilla

          First of all, those guys aren’t skinny. Maybe they’re skinny to you, because you’re a fat ass. And I see lots of passion there. As far as straight guys with muscle having sex with no passion. They don’t seem too straight to me when they’ve got cocks in their mouths and ass bung holes

          If you are that picky about the porn you watch, make your own

    • JJ24

      Colby is not straight.

  • GN

    Body builders? The only thing Colby Jansen is currently building is a tower of empty pizza boxes and beer cans.

  • Cosmic

    I’m not attracted to twinks and G4Pers suck so neither.

  • Colorful Kent

    The bodybuilders are also faking the fucking. All the guys are straight. It’s all acting and editing. There may be penetration, but it’s not gay sex.

    • BlogZilla

      Now let me get this straight (pun intended) He’s got his cock up his ass, and that is not homo-penetration? Oooo kay

    • JJ24

      1. Men.com doesn’t do fake fucking.
      2. Literally dick in hole footage, so how is it fake.
      3. Colby is Bi not straight.

      • BlogZilla

        He’s a fuckin’ freak. Needs a 12 step program

      • Colorful Kent

        fake fucking is when it’s acting and not authentic.

        • JJ24

          Just so we’re clear you mean it’s fake when they aren’t into right? Not fake like Cody Cummings simulated right?

          Because men.com come doesn’t do simulated, they all do real sex. Now as far the the performers actually being into it, that they have issues with. They are awful at pairing performers together, sometimes they do put ones with chemistry together but often times not. As far as the above scene the only one who remotely enjoyed him self was Colby, Zeb is always boring and going through the motions.

  • McM.

    I initially voted for the Men.com scene because that’s what I’d like… in theory. But then I watched the scene with the bodybuilders and they didn’t seem to be all that into it. On the other hand, the twinks in the Helix release did. So I got off on that.

    Found the fake military scene worth jacking off to if I paused it in certain places, but it defeats the purpose when I have to rely on my imagination to make a presented porn fantasy better.

    • BlogZilla

      I can’t stand most of what Men.com produces. It is so fake and contrived.

  • BlogZilla

    The twinks because they’re sluttier, hornier and more virile.

  • C A

    Last time I checked Colby identified as Bisexual.

  • JJ24

    I’d say men because I love Colby but Zeb ruins it, You could not pay me to have sex with that giant douche. So I guess the twinks who I also believe as a “straight” guy involved.

  • EithanVocarro

    How is a lazy fatso like ‘Colby Jansen’ a ‘bodybuilder? Only by the grace of his Men.com contract and ample viagra would Zeb Atlas fuck him.

    • James

      Lets see your body shithead.