Even Topher DiMaggio And The CockyBoys Can’t Save This Mess
Andrew Christian’s latest disaster of a promo video is here, and it is loud, abrasive, clunky, sloppy, unfocused, unsexy, dumb, and did I mention loud? How do you take a dozen of the hottest guys working in gay porn and make them completely unrecognizable and unwatchable? Just ask Andrew Christian.
If this is supposed to make me want to buy underwear, it fails. And if this is supposed to get me interested in the guys, it fails at that, too. No one has enough screen time to leave any sort of impression (who edited this? Helen Keller?), and after their last video featuring a gay bashing, I’m fully convinced that no one at Andrew Christian has a clue what they’re doing.
The closest this gets to being remotely “good” is when Topher DiMaggio fucks an apple pie and feeds it to Duncan Black, but even that is about as erotic as Topher DiMaggio’s bottoming face.
Yes, frat parties are a hot mess, but this is just a mess.
